Kids: Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came...

By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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Unhygienic or he's a natural hunter-gatherer

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML

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By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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By Mike-al - 05/11/2023 09:00 - Germany

Today, I was the ring bearer at a wedding, something I'd been nervous about being ever since the groom asked me. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped over nothing and the ring flew from the little silk pillow and rolled into a nearby pond. FML

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By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By lisa - 22/12/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML

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By meganridner - 04/08/2011 16:05 - United States

Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML

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Not now, Sweetie

By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:11

**** rings - the toddler edition.

person961 9

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:11

That really must have pissed you off. Hope you got the ring off at least.

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friscosoonerkid 3

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:14

Well guess he will be scared of tight things when he is older. Virgins included.

Likian5 26

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:21

The moderators are starting to fail big time here if they can't even realize that "cames" isn't a word... -_-

SpikyG 3

Wednesday 10 October 2012 2:26

I may know pronounce you Husband and ****. You may know kiss the ****

ZebraLiscious 6

Wednesday 10 October 2012 2:54

Maybe a little less disgusting!

thandidavis 17

Wednesday 10 October 2012 2:49

Lol! For some reason that is just the cutest thing awwww lol!

thedead28 1

Wednesday 10 October 2012 2:56

hahahahah, just made my day!

horsestarz 7

Wednesday 10 October 2012 3:47

Why was your wedding ring off in the first place?

PrettyAwesome76 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 4:29

I'm so sorry that happened to u

greeneyebeauty9 28

Wednesday 10 October 2012 5:00

that's definitely odd that out of all places he decided to put it there.

Ambaayyy 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 5:22

Why weren't you wearing it?

88vivera 9

Wednesday 10 October 2012 5:29

U should always wear it for now on

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Unhygienic or he's a natural hunter-gatherer

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