By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 16:08 - United States - Ballwin

Today, my wife ate nothing all day due to her morning sickness, but I tried to get her to eat something light, for our baby's sake. I brought her a banana. She yelled at me for being a "pervert" and accused me of just wanting to watch her stick a phallic object in her mouth. FML
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thatonegirlnic 10

If you did this to her, you are bound for the aftermath

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Needafarm 22

I know its not a breakfast food, but I find that waking up and getting something in my belly as fast as I can like beans (protein) and rice (carbs) helped a lot in my first trimester. I am just barely into my second my second trimester and I still have the sickness but not as bad. Just made split pea soup, its a bean and lots of liquid. Have to keep those liquids in no matter how much the baby sits on your bladder and makes you get up half the night to urinate. I don't think first trimester is suppose to be a super moody time, she just feels like crap. You are doing a great job trying to keep her fed. Keep it. Good luck!

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

I can understand where you are coming from OP but I can also see her point of view. She is probably a ball full of frustrated hormones right now and is probably pissed off and hungry but can't eat anything because of the morning sickness. Don't take it to heart, okay? x Congratulations on the pending arrival. :)

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jonahwalzer 12

Maybe she is on her period too

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Selkhe 10

i believe you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how pregnancy works

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KayleeFrye 39

Well, a small amount of women continue to get periods throughout their pregnancy, but I'm willing to bet the commenter is just an idiot.

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WhiteZoneRedZone 6

Interestingly enough, the FML right before this one was about a woman who was on her period. I thought that is what the "too" was about at first.

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an3ph 20

How about another pass at health class, Jonah?

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

... Sure. Pregnancy tooootally works that way lol.

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timss4 19

Lol oh no! Watch out she's pregnant! Give me a break, you try showing fangs at me when you're prego, you'll end up dealin with it all alone till you learn to play nice. ...and apologize lol

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OverFlash 15

I feel so sorry for any chick you knock up, then

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Wow that's actually quite nasty. Please don't breed.

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Emily062611 6

Spoken like an immature, insensitive, unhelpful jerk. What a horrible time to abandon someone.

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XIceBlueX 21

Actually bananas in between meals are supposed to help morning sickness

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cryssycakesx3 22

you brought or bought a banana?

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davincidasecond 24

The more fmls I read of pregnant women going off the wall the more I hope I never get anyone knocked up, ever. Good luck OP

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the_real_dvd 21

Abstinence is the only guaranteed method. Good luck with that.

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conqueror57 11

If you meet a woman you love and who you want to have your baby, you'll feel differently. I try to stay sane during pregnancy for him, but he loves me and the baby to be enough to understand when I can't hold it together. And he is grateful he isn't the one to carry or deliver, the baby.

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