By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 16:08 - United States - Ballwin

Today, my wife ate nothing all day due to her morning sickness, but I tried to get her to eat something light, for our baby's sake. I brought her a banana. She yelled at me for being a "pervert" and accused me of just wanting to watch her stick a phallic object in her mouth. FML
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thatonegirlnic 10

If you did this to her, you are bound for the aftermath

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Voij 16

If it happens again, then you could try changing the presentation in order for it to be more appealing. In this case it'd be cutting the banana into slices, then decorating with some toasted bread[good against sickness], maybe a hint of chocolate for the sweetness on the side. Learning how to do something like that also has the added benefit of teaching you delicious cooking, good for having a romantic dinner when the kids have a sleepover somewhere else. [I've heard that women really enjoy having a partner who can cook well.]

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Norvi 26

If she doesn't feel like eating, just leave her alone. Instead, try asking her if there's something she'd like to eat next time, OP.

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cfoser 5

she doesn't want to eat because of the morning sickness but she NEEDS to eat for the health of her and her child so what you said is a bit invalid.

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monnanon 13

but it is not important that she eats everyday especially if it is making her sick. also asidr from the whole phallic thing eho offers a slimy wierdly textured strong tasting food to someone who is sick. im just biased becuase i dont like bananas.

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imagineapc 11

There is a hormone called human chorionic gonadotropin that only occurs naturally during pregnancy. This hormone release anywhere between 1500-4000 calories into your wife's body per day - and most of those go straight to your baby. Let her be, your baby will be fine and you won't be in the doghouse

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monnanon 13

you really believe this? hiw can a hormone relase fuel into the body that is not there already. it cant just create it. going a day without food will not do her or the baby any harm though.

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xSkittle 16

#43, you should get your facts straight.

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DocBastard 38

Uhhh...what? I know I fell asleep during some medical school lectures, but I didn't think I missed THAT much! Shit, what the hell else did I miss?

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imagineapc 11

The hormone hcg utilizes calories found in the body's stored fat. It is the hormone that pregnancy tests use to identify pregnancy. A synthetic version is used in the hcg protocol, written by Dr. Simeons, and is a very effective weight loss method when paired with proper diet and maintainence.

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imagineapc 11

All of this information can be obtained from any licensed OB-GYN, or on the website Discovery Health and Fitness. So yes, I believe this. It's factual. And I've already had one completely healthy pregnancy, thanks.

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KayleeFrye 39

Spouting random nonsense about how the female body works...are you a middle aged, male Republican, by any chance?

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Epikouros 31

So if I take this artificial hcg hormone, I can look as thin as a pregnant woman?

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xSkittle 16

There is no proof HCG helps with the loss of weight.

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monnanon 13

i have also had one healthy pregnancy too. tell me why, if this is true, i lost over a stone in weight despite eating almost the same as i did before.

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cfoser 5

SHE still needs to be healthy to carry the child.

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monnanon 13

missing one day of food wont make her unhealthy.

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JhovannyA 7

For the next time take the extra step of cutting the banana into small bite size pieces. It should help OP. At least you can say you tried something to help her.

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EvilLittleMan 23

I wonder what her reaction would be if you added two whole Kiwi Fruits to the banana?

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perdix 29

Evidentially, she prefers phallic objects to be stuck in her elsewhere ;)

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Saava 29

Well, correct me ifI'm wrong, but bananas aren't so light after all. Or are they?

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the_real_dvd 21

Actually, bananas are a food that will settle an upset stomach.

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Saava 29

Oh. Thanks, that's some handy knowledge :)

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Firebalone 13

Tell her bananas actually help with morning sickness. Especial after you eat a meal, always have a banana after. I did that when I was pregnant and it works great! Never got morning sickness after the first time. :)

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monnanon 13

some people have really severe morning sickness that makes the eating of anything but dry cracker impossible. my sister lived off of water biscuits. bananas make me feel sick at thr best of times too.

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conqueror57 11

A single sip of water made me throw up. I had to drink things with carbonation, and crackers made me sick, too. It was a horrible time for me. When my husband cooked himself dinner I would have to leave the room so I wouldn't be sick.

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