By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 16:08 - United States - Ballwin

Today, my wife ate nothing all day due to her morning sickness, but I tried to get her to eat something light, for our baby's sake. I brought her a banana. She yelled at me for being a "pervert" and accused me of just wanting to watch her stick a phallic object in her mouth. FML
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thatonegirlnic 10

If you did this to her, you are bound for the aftermath

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sanecatlady 13

Try to understand that she's really hormonal and the fact that *you* can still even look at food without barfing isn't helping her. She should probably see a doctor if her morning sickness is that bad, though.

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MidnightMadness 8

aww pregnancy hormones suck! I remember crying for like an hour cause a friend told me about this book he had in childhood about a dinosaur that had no friends...it'll pass :)

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conqueror57 11

At this point, the baby needs so little that her not eating is not a big deal. Let her do what she needs to and back off. It's a horrible time for her.

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reymon8823 24

Hormones are a Bitch

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mein_blut69 15

Hide out in a bomb shelter and wait out the fallout of this pregnancy

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JMichael 25

Be glad it wasn't a summer sausage.

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mythicaltimes 15

Good ol' mood swings when someone is pregnant.

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