By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 16:08 - United States - Ballwin

Today, my wife ate nothing all day due to her morning sickness, but I tried to get her to eat something light, for our baby's sake. I brought her a banana. She yelled at me for being a "pervert" and accused me of just wanting to watch her stick a phallic object in her mouth. FML
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thatonegirlnic 10

If you did this to her, you are bound for the aftermath

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BriCx 8

It's just her hormones making her moody. It's not her fault. Don't worry, it'll get better.

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merryhappy1887 20

Just wait til second trimester.

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simsgirlgem 25

mood swings can't predict them and I think apple sauce be better no chewing involved

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worldclassrager 39

You should have cut up the banana...and for the fun of it make a fruit salad :)

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softviking 12

Don't worry, the baby gets what it needs even if she goes a day without eating.

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ashleyylove3 22

But hey, you must be a pretty great guy if you're trying to help her and the baby out! Sorry OP! Once the baby comes it will all be worth it (:

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WhiteZoneRedZone 6

Talk about going bananas...

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RachelRHCP 23

I would have just made her some soup. That's light. Or just plain Chicken Broth. It does the trick. Maybe you could use this for future refernces:)

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