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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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She's lucky she didn't date you. I can just imagine what kind of a bipolar shit you'd say. You: "We're out of salami??????????? What?!?!!?!@

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xxbadassbitchxx 0

u ****** fail

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slushpup9696 12

Everything about the OP just screams douchebag. His name, his story, the fact that he's from New Jersey...

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jmdodd07 7

OP you fail at life, if only for the fact the you're from Jersey. jk But seriously what with the temper issues man??

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jackaaa 0

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Girreth 7

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xGoldColossus 7

On behalf of people who actually have bipolar. Some of us don't act like complete psycho twats. That comment wasn't cool man.

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alex_vik 0

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rixietrixie 25

Schizophrenia is a medical mental disorder where the most common symptoms are having multiple personalities and/or hearing voices in their head. I don't think OP has multiple personalities or heard a voice to tell him to be a freak, he's just 100% psychotic

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leena24 11

Turns out you don't know much about schizophrenia either it's very rare that people have true multiple personalities. Which BTW is a separate disorder.

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MissCharlotte_fml 26

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Pootato 7

Bipolar is not 'having two personalities'. Where the hell did you people go to school?

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cwl727 32

Bipolar is when a person experiences mood swings that last a very long time or has mood swings that are rapid. They do not have 2 personalities. I know this because I am bipolar. The OP just thought a girl he likes played a prank on him and was hurt and he freaked out.

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Scheisse11 0

Well, unless she likes bipolar lunatics, I think you ruined your chances. Great job.

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Curtieeeez 0

Wow, fail on your part.

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I2OI3 0

YA I BET SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU VERY MUCH NOW.. THAT SUCKS!! YOU NEED TO PLAY IT OFF LIKE IT WAS A JOKE, YOU CAN DO IT!!

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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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Ilovelife07 0

lol, why would that ever be your reaction?

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