Transportation: Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down...

By me - 01/05/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML

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By Sparks - 27/04/2019 10:00 - United States - Taylor

Today, my neighbors threatened to sue me because a six-foot branch fell off one of my trees and into their yard, hitting nothing on the way down. FML

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By in debt - 01/11/2018 13:30

Today, a tree fell on our 3-month-old family car. Today, I also learned that my husband never insured it. It's probably scrap, and we still have to pay it off for the next 5 years. FML

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By trees - 24/07/2013 16:44 - United States - Waupaca

Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML

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By Zinfandel - 07/08/2010 06:04 - United States

Today, I decided to clear up some storm damage. I carefully cut a tree that was threatening to fall on my house. It fell on my neighbor's house instead. He's taking me to court for damages. FML

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By jordigs - 23/12/2009 08:46 - United States

Today, the elderly couple next door asked me to cut down a tree in their yard. It turns out they told me to cut down the wrong tree, and I cut down the tree they got married under. They now hate me and tell me they plan to sue me for damage to property. FML

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Slam the brakes

By wrecked - 23/01/2012 01:52 - United States

Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML

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By Username - 23/06/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

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By SGreene - 06/05/2017 20:00

Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML

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By June - 31/05/2024 17:00 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:38

Get a crane to place the tree on top of their car.

j_cat187 19

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:42

plant a tree wait 30 years, then crush their house with it

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unsuccesfulmastu 4

Monday 2 May 2011 5:00

I find you to be repulsively emo

seanders 10

Monday 2 May 2011 5:02

I think she's a Claymore

carnage1108 0

Monday 2 May 2011 5:02

11 your name sounds delicious. you can count me in for blueberrygiraffes for breakfast

Wazilla 0

Monday 2 May 2011 5:13

115 he could of been parked in his driveway and it fell

HOLYSHIAT 3

Monday 2 May 2011 5:40

Pong their car into outer space

bananatruck 1

Monday 2 May 2011 5:43

my uncle is a lawyer they do have to pay for it. they are lying straight to your face.

momo1972 3

Monday 2 May 2011 5:52

remind them that at the same time you get your judgement.

justinhi 0

Monday 2 May 2011 5:54

you should take that tree and shove it up their ignorant asses

jdengel 0

Monday 2 May 2011 5:56

it really doesn't matter what they claim, take them to court sues them for the damages and for any time lost at work, along with emotional hardship

jwshrieky 0

Monday 2 May 2011 5:59

that happened to me and my mom.. if the tree is on their property, they're responsible. find a lawyer.

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Today, for reasons that I dare not ask, I received a topless selfie from my Nan followed quickly by a simple sorry text. Sorry is not going to pay for the years of therapy I need. FML

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Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

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Today, I realised I'm so used to being invisible that I prefer it now. Human interaction is overrated. FML

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Today, my neighbor had a word with me for being "loud in the bedroom" last night. I haven't had any action for two years now, but I was too happy that she thought I'd got lucky to tell her the truth. So what was I really doing last night? Trying to sing like Christina Aguilera. FML

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Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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Today, a few hours after me and my husband had sex, he mumbled, "This is why I hate sex," as he left to grab some Tylenol. Apparently, he's so out of shape that basic sex made his muscles too sore to sleep. This is the first time in two weeks we've had sex. I'm always the one that has to ask for it. FML

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