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I'm reading Romeo & Juliet right now. She didn't ask him "where art thou" when he was in front of her, she was basically thinking out loud not knowing that Romeo was listening to her all along right outside her balcony. She said "O Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou, Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and I'll no longer be a Capulet."
That's just cute, funny and something I would do. :)
That's shitty
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was mildly irritated by the incorrect use of the quote. @OP - It's a fair response, if not a little too honest. But it's not that bad, and kinda funny.
Mm. Texts like that are always sexy and classy.(:
FYL. She should have said 'privy'. FYL for a girlfriend with no knowledge of historical words for 'toilet'. Gardy-Loo! *tips content of chamberpot out of window*
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Oh no, you've found out the truth-- that girls POO and PEE. How will you LIVE?!
she art ******** !