Miscellaneous: Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed...

By silvercity09 - 26/05/2009 03:04 - Canada

Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML

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Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML

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By sadSarah - 01/05/2014 09:59 - United States - New York

Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML

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By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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By Zebra - 30/12/2020 22:58

Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 21:48 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

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By fmyhabit - 15/04/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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readme 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:19

I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...

xBabyMaMa 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:27

Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.

Comments

Slinky_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:36

LOL. I would say YDI, but it was just too funny! And lighten up, people. First of all, who said its her brother? And it could have been a joke gift...

HAOSinhumanform 15

Sunday 26 April 2015 5:15

It actually says it RIGHT there in the FML, "My sister and Dad's birthday" ... Did you not read it correctly or something?

lol_seriously 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:36

Yeah erm... i'm gonna go with the whole "why the hell were you buying your sister a vibrator" thing. Seriously most brothers would be creeped out at the thought of their sister doing that, let alone encouraging it.

similies06 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 18:33

it's a girl. a sister bought her sister one. read the symbol at the top

BrownieBoy90 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:38

Umm yeah it would be disturbing even if it was a girl giving it to her sister...

maebelline12 12

Sunday 18 November 2012 2:43

It IS a girl giving it to her sister. OP is a GIRL.

spillproof 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:38

haha I have to agree with every comment on here. Why a vibrator?! A joke?

Indiana_fml 4

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:45

#6 ROFL! And I agree, though I consider myself quite liberal I can't help but wonder when vibrators became appropriate birthday presents...

leasha16 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:45

hahaha lmao this is sooo funny.. buying your sister a vibrator? uuuuuber creepy, however close you are. agree with #2 though, how do you get the two presents mixed up?

killjoy_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:49

Okay. I just have to say that this made my day. My sister actually almost did the same thing at Christmas for my daddy and I. Luckily I opened my present first and noticed that it was actually my daddy's. And I don't think there is anything wrong with a sister buying a sister a vibrator. My sister and I are very close. We know the main details of everything happening in our lives, sex lives included. There's nothing wrong with that. Maybe some of you have very sexually repressed families where talking about sex & anything related is shied away from. But some of us have families that embrace it.

CandyLolita 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:52

This is the most disgusting thing I have ever read in my entire life, your stupidity saved your life. Do you know the difference between friendship and being siblings? What's wrong with you? Your dad can use it for a nice massage, there you go.