By honeymoondisaster - 23/05/2009 04:44 - United States
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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.
krazidrea
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haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa...............oh i'm sorry i see your in pain ....but still thats a hoot!!!!!!!!!
CapriceClassic
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Yeah right. If it's your wedding night, why the hell are you on the internet after that "exchange"? LIAR.
and this is why you don't wait until marriage lol fyl
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anyway16: It's "consummated", not "consecrated".
don't you mean consummated? idiot.
"chokes on own tongue for laughing so hard"???? this world is getting more and more lame...
sgsadiebug95
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it's woman and woman. so the lord isn't happy with that either.
lizardlols
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maybe no one gives a **** about whether it's a woman and a woman except for crazy asses.
Maybe you're a dipshit.
God loves all of his children. Be patient, op and respect her wishes.
No
be patient :]
#13, for the MILLIONTH time, FML's aren't like MSN, they moderate them first, so ''Today'' could be last week Wednesday... OP, maybe she took the phrase, 'one eyed monster' seriously?
I hope not cos this says that it was posted by a woman... lol.
jeremymg91
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Something tells me this girl has probably been violated sexually before and thus is nervous in sexual situations.
jeremymg91
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@#4 How is this a "loveless marriage" just because she is too nervous to have sex? They can love eachother and not have sex. It would be a sexless marriage, not a loveless one.
sure she's not gay? (I'm serious here)
xoxomattlett
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Considering a woman posted this, I'm sure she is.
doriusrex
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maybe that's the problem =
tounces7
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Actually I think the question now would be, maybe she's actually not gay?
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I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!
I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.