Intimacy: Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage... - FML

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By honeymoondisaster - 23/05/2009 04:44 - United States

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Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

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Authoress 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 12:12

I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

TigressUK 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 12:20

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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sadlife67 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 13:56

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TicTacAddict 0

Monday 6 July 2009 21:05

umm... I think they are homosexual. A girl posted this and she talked about her wife.

Tehalon 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 13:58

This is why you always need to taste the goods before making the deal. YDI

ArtsySwag 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 14:09

Aw :(. I was just watching an episode of Tyra last week and there were married couples on there who still hadn't have sex yet after years of marriage because the wife ended up putting a wall. The husband was unable to penetrate her because of it and sex was seemingly impossible... I hope this won't be the case for you. I don't think you're a fool or stupid to wait until marriage (because that's what I'm doing), but I do think you two should've at least talked about it (if you haven't). As some people have already stated, please be patient and understanding with her :). Hopefully she'll be able to come around soon.

24788 6

Saturday 23 May 2009 14:10

She has got to go!

GhostWeaver 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 14:16

Flex your pimp hand!

dnbt 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 14:22

#13 it's not impossible to have internet access on a honeymoon. I did.

Tsukasa_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 14:22

Off to a great start.

LuckyCharms_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 14:26

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V8pwrdz28 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 14:26

i married a virgin... biggest mistake ever... id annul the damn thing man

Petal 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 14:27

Hopefully the waiting wasn't for religious reasons, because that would merely confound your stupidity.

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