Love: Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed...

By anonymous - 06/11/2010 22:37 - Canada

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

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By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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amerwin 3

Sunday 7 November 2010 0:59

Thank God you guys hang out in the dark. Multiple lumps like that would be mass confusion.

noobcaek 2

Sunday 7 November 2010 0:56

Stop leaning back so much, OP, or go on a diet. Either one.

Comments

rdoll 4

Sunday 7 November 2010 5:49

Only reason he could get that wrong is if you're perfectly rounded like a beachball.

IWABO2_ 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 6:03

Dude (#96) i don't have a reply button on my phone.and its not an iphone

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 7 November 2010 6:29

USE THE ******* REPLY BUTTON. Now was using all caps really necessary? for an idiot like you yes it was. ALL of the fml apps have a reply button. use it and quit Bitching. Bitch

TheDaringPastry 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 6:05

aww... well try jogging or somthing prehaps? if not accept the rolls and get the butter.

nobunaga0416 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 6:08

that's disgusting. lose some weight. what does he see in you?

Iluv2D_fml 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 6:10

I am curvy, but not fat enough to have enormous backboobs and such. I am not face ugly either, yet it's hard for me to date. You should have been honest, since he is willing to **** a blob. Maybe he loves you, be honest.

fearfulsymmetry 1

Sunday 7 November 2010 22:48

Yeah, but a lot of people use it that way. I've seen women in magazines that they refer to as "curvy", but they are actually pretty fat. People need to start using curvy correctly!

fearfulsymmetry 1

Sunday 7 November 2010 6:12

This FML grosses me out. And this is directed to everyone that insists on defending fat people: not every living fat person has some terrible disease that causes them to be so overweight. Okay? A GOOD majority of fat people are fat because they eat terribly and refuse to exercise. And OP is just asking for someone to call her fat! How can she post an FML like this and not expect some insults?

IWABO2_ 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 6:38

Were you talking to me #125?

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:11

yes I was. your wasting commenting space. use the black arrow at the bottom right hand corner

meowcow 3

Sunday 7 November 2010 6:42

Eat a salad, Fatty McFatFat

StevenSS 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:08

LOL fat ass.

JERZBornNRaised 7

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:11

you need to hit the gym, lose the pounds, or youll be a busted grenade your whole life, and you will never ever get a spam javolin in your snatch, guys dont like fat chicks aka TANKSSSSSSSSSSSS.. sorry its the truth