Love: Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed...

By anonymous - 06/11/2010 22:37 - Canada

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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amerwin 3

Sunday 7 November 2010 0:59

Thank God you guys hang out in the dark. Multiple lumps like that would be mass confusion.

noobcaek 2

Sunday 7 November 2010 0:56

Stop leaning back so much, OP, or go on a diet. Either one.

Comments

blanccamaro74 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:36

fat chicks r clearly covered in boobies...I'm in

dakins 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:17

To all that insulted her, ur a heartless son of a bitch that didn't teach u better than to no that if that rotten core u called a heart showed through ud b far more unattractive than some1 who's overweight. Go kill urselfs and better the world dickheads

djnova11 4

Wednesday 3 August 2011 11:11

damn. you must be one fat ****

RebekahBrooke 9

Sunday 14 August 2011 22:50

1) obesity is a choice. it is harder for some to stay thin, however it is then up to them to work harder. part of it is genetics- but if you work out and eat right, weight is not a problem, excepting the small chance you have a glandular disease. 2) that's sad in two ways op. pathetic for one. and sad that it happened. it's very embarrassing. but you could have prevented it, so ydi too. good luck. : ,

DGHero 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:10

@ #4 his reply could be one of many: its only small because your fat is unarousing; or: its only small because I have to go through all of your fat rolls. etc