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By anonymous - 06/11/2010 22:37 - Canada

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Thank God you guys hang out in the dark. Multiple lumps like that would be mass confusion.

Stop leaning back so much, OP, or go on a diet. Either one.

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Unless its a genuine issues, fat people should be sent to some kind of military run wieght loss program until they stop buying zimoframe's with our tax money.

Oniat 2

There's no reason the vast majority of people can't lose wait. My grandmother lost a lot of weight by taking control of her diet after learning that her thyroid went to hell. It's called sacrifice and hard work. The best things in life are often the hardest to get, people nowadays are lazy : /

I have mixed opinions on this. Some people who're rather thin have fat rolls on their back, simply because they lack muscle they need to eliminate them. So, maybe they're thin and not muscular. You also never know if something's wrong with them, like a thyroid problem, metabolic dysfunction... high blood pressure, diabetes, etc. I know, I know; diabetes can be caused by laziness, and overeating, but that's not the typical cause. Or maybe she was prescribed meds that caused her to be overweight. You never know. When I was 11, ish, I got prescribed something and I gained a lot of weight - I was up to 150 pounds [keep in mind, I didn't really know what that meant until I was told - I was only familiar with metrics. (I was 5 ft tall.)] As a 6th grader, that was humiliating. I went to the gym every day, and like any GIRL would, became anorexic. But, I'm not a girl. Eventually, I stopped taking the pill, and lost the needed weight. Now that I'm a full 6'3", I weigh 160. Which, I think is pretty average. She's probably, clearly, already self-conscious. Just chill and be nice to her. Plus, I have friends who are female and very thin (under 100 pounds) who've slept with men of near 350 pounds. They love each other. They're both attracted to each-other's personality, just as I am, in my relationship. I wouldn't care if my partner weighed 290. (Other than the accompanied health issues).

no offense but you had time to type all this? get a ******* life dude.

*sings in Jugde Claude Frollo's voice* "You are fat, you are round, and these are crimes in which the world shows little pity! Cake is your only friend. Do as I say...obey...and LOSE WEEEEEIIIGHT. Remember Fattymodo, the gym is your sanctuary." No, in all seriousness: If he's with you, no complaints. Not saying just because you have 'rolls' no one should be with you, If you don't like the rolls...lose em. No big fuss about it like in the comments. Jesus people...not that serious. I also enjoyed how much the "shallow" mentality was tossed around.

lose weight would be nice for you and your boyfriend