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By anonymous - 06/11/2010 22:37 - Canada

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

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amerwin 3

Sunday 7 November 2010 0:59

Thank God you guys hang out in the dark. Multiple lumps like that would be mass confusion.

noobcaek 2

Sunday 7 November 2010 0:56

Stop leaning back so much, OP, or go on a diet. Either one.

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amayaa_fml 7

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:18

grody

IWABO2_ 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:32

But dude im not using the app im using good ol'e regular internet on my phone. #141

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:37

I'm pretty sure there's still a reply button.

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:37

I'm pretty sure there's still a reply button.

ashurbanipal 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:35

bout time for a diet, huh, fatty?

IWABO2_ 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:44

No theres not sorry alot of people make that mistake

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:46

 I love you OP. I'll pleasure every inch of those fat rolls all you want.

IWABO2_ 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:58

Yeah i was confused too at first

Hgielad_720 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 15:33

Maybe you should just stop getting on FML. :)

mrmaks18 7

Sunday 7 November 2010 8:37

op I'm gonna assume it's genetic your doing regular excersize that you eat healthy and eating the right amount of calories to loose weight anyhow if you still want a boyfriend two things don't ever switch the lights on and don't ever roll on top of him

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 7 November 2010 9:25

hmm...back boobs = negatory. thyroid disorders notwithstanding, that shit is manageable. definitely start something you can stick with long-term. hell, even those with thyroid disorders find ways to manage their body fat. i just don't want you to roll over one day, and i have to tap out. |the kid|