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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

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Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 772
You deserved it 62 057

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I'm surprised you didn't get pubes caught in your teeth

braces and penis do NOT mix. poor guy.

Comments

asian2014 0

umm... I bet he's in pain...

oh, no hes perfectly fine. just dandy.

SCOTTY_DAY 0

poor guy, but you should get an A for effort. shit happens.

More like FHL... Also foreskins are gross. Ew :-P

You realise the foreskin is a natural body part? Why is it gross to still keep your body parts? Exactly how common is circumcision in the US that everyone seems to assume it's normal? o.o

My thoughts exactly. America seems to be a place where circumcision is the rule, even if you are not jew : /

Very common. I know no one that still has a foreskin.

RedPillSucks 31

Most hospitals do it right after birth, so it's pretty common.

kmarrs 2

Most hospitals do it right after birth ONLY IF the parents ask them to. It's isn't automatic.

RedPillSucks 31

No, I think it's more of an opt out thing. They will ask you if you don't want it. I don't remember having to ask at all for my son. Maybe it's different from region to region.

Mewzakuro240 0

Dude, this so isn't the place, but I can't send PM's on my phone. I like anime too!!!! Haaai!!! xD just thought I'd share that I like it too, because sometimes I feel like an outcast at my school, being the minority. ^____^

actually 90 percent of people don't have foreskin

austinocappucino 0

I didn't realize circumcision was THAT common in the US, but then again I live in Maine lol

mad_hatter0666 22

ydi for thinking it's sexy to go down on someone with braces.

Maybe you shouldn't be having sex if you still have braces on? YDI.

well i am 20, will be 21 in may and am now just getting braces. i know in general, people are younger but i feel this comment is a blanket response. I personally feel at my age, I should be allowed to have sex if I choose, and that me having braces should not dictate that.

happyFace12 0

well ur an idiot for not getting ur braces on sooner

rockyraccoon28 8

some people can't help it. I have to get braces again because the idiot orthodontist gave me braces before my jaws were done growing, so they got messed up again. it was no fault of mine.

38, there's this stuff called "money" that you need in order to get braces. Not everyone has enough of this "money" to pay for braces when they are in their teens or whatever, but it turns out that they may still need braces. When they have enough "money" they might want to get braces, no matter how old they are! Go figure.

RedPillSucks 31

It's like eating some poisonous blow fish aphrodisiac, or something. It's the thrill of placing your dick in a blender and pulling it back out intact.

kofinater 3

honestly, age of consent is 16 in my state and I know plenty of 16 year olds with braces :-

boatkicker 4

There are also these people called "parents" who get to decide these sort of things when you're under 18. I've met parents who thought it was a waste of time, a waste of money, with no real pay off in the end. To them, it didn't matter what your teeth looked like, and if they said "Nope, no braces for you" that's all you could do about it. There are even some parents who think that braces are a bad idea because "what if they **** your teeth up even more?"

what about the mold under the tip? that get stuck too? lol eww uncircumcised people.. Ewww lol

What are you on about? Uncircumcised people can still be clean, it's called washing, you should try it sometime!

... you think it's nasty that doctors didn't lop off part of his penis when he was born? just saying, that reasoning makes no sense

Well you can probably still have sex but you just have to be careful now.