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By oops - 18/05/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML
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splat_fml 0

Today, when I was out to go for a romantic diner with my girlfriend, a waitress came up to us. Right before she was going to give us the menu, she farted really loud. I felt my hair blowing in the wind. FML.

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24788 6

That's what I call giving your customers a little extra. Even though it's a horrible gift!

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Stunt_fml 5

Whatever type of girl that says the word "fart," needs to learn better manners in the first place.

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jess6blondie9 2

Oh is that bad manners for a girl to say fart? What the hell else do you expect us to call it? Everyone farts, everyone poops. Stfu and stop being such a butt wrinkle.

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Proxgotsthafia 0

@23: Whatever type of person gives a shit that a girl says the word "fart," needs to learn not to be a stuck-up douche.

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Yeoman 0

Thats awesome! I hope it was right in some old guys face.

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rukusrazor 0

Waitress? People still use that? Same people that says "Stewardess?". "Today, while waiting tables, I bent..." is more 21st century. However, this is pretty funny. Nice one.

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poolshark 0

Beans, beans the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you...

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BalenciagaBetch9 0

hahah did they still tip you? thats all that matters.

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I2OI3 0

Ya we need more details how big was the tip? If my waitress did something like that, and it stank and ruined my meal - I'd have to get some free desert or something to make up for that..

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