By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
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asapp78 16

That's when I would have pointed to him and said "Bad boyfriend!"

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Vidrill 22

That's when you do the "good head, bad head" with his penis and his actual head.

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Riku714 25

Oh, I'm not saying anything about OP's weight, I'm just appreciating breasts in general.

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Cazz91 21

What a mean way to point out his concern for you about your weight. It's ok for people to discuss that with you but this discussion could have gone a kinder way. He may have been joking but that still can be taken offensively. Just talk to him about it and explain your feelings OP. I hope he doesn't make things worse out of that possible serious discussion. Good luck. Stay strong and know that you're beautiful, no matter what they say! :D

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carecow 16

Why is everyone losing their shit? If they've been together for awhile you'll eventually start joking around, no need to throw tantrums about it, slap him in the ballsack and get back to what ever business you were about to engage.

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Dramori 29

Point at his head and say "big dick", then at his crotch and say "small dick" :)

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imber_xp 10

Did he point to your ass and call it "best fat"?

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_chelseamurray 1

Next time just pull out a bowl of ice cream and start eating it

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katejones 8

Bad boyfriend. Also tell him if the bad fat goes, a lot of good fat goes with it.

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