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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By justinherass - 28/03/2009 05:43 - Canada

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So don't touch you at all?" FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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By anonymous - 06/11/2010 22:37 - Canada

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

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asapp78 16

Friday 4 October 2013 12:30

That's when I would have pointed to him and said "Bad boyfriend!"

Vidrill 22

Friday 4 October 2013 12:32

That's when you do the "good head, bad head" with his penis and his actual head.

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intensitive 11

Friday 4 October 2013 17:18

Point to him and say "big dick" and then point to his penis and go "little dick".

usernaaame 4

Friday 4 October 2013 17:24

Idiot. If you lose weight, your boobs will get smaller. You can't take fat off where you'd like, when you burn it off it will burn off whichever fat it chooses. If he likes the boobs the way they are, he better not be making fun of your weight.

SoLDarkLord53 12

Friday 4 October 2013 18:22

That's when you point at him and say "Bad fat." The. Point at yourself and say "Good fat" and kick him to the curb.

JVonDahl 9

Friday 4 October 2013 18:22

That's when you point to him and say "single."

Xx_Slayer_xX 22

Saturday 23 April 2016 8:52

That's some shit.

stephissilly 18

Friday 4 October 2013 18:43

points to boyfriends dick, "bad dick" points to boyfriends best friends/brothers dick, "good dick"

mustabee 5

Friday 4 October 2013 18:52

why are you fat is the question, dont go blaming the guy, his telling u what he wants, if you cant deal then dump the guy

Evilbear 16

Friday 4 October 2013 18:53

you should point at his **** and say 'little dick', then point at his head and say 'huge dick'

Ki11erC 18

Friday 4 October 2013 19:07

True fact.

Cujo3269 9

Friday 4 October 2013 19:30

Roflmao. Ahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing. This is funny. Also, you may need to go running

Bloodangel4ever 14

Friday 4 October 2013 19:32

I would have pointed at myself saying 'single girl' and pointed at him saying 'single guy'.

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