Animals: Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese...

By SwordFish8 - 04/07/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML

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By Geese Ahoy - 14/11/2016 17:00 - United States - Elizabeth

Today, I was reading on a park bench not far from a grassy spot and a pond. A flock of geese landed on the grassy patch and began to eat some grass. I thought that I may be bothering the geese, but decided if I left them alone, they'd leave me alone as well. I was wrong. Geese are assholes. FML

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Vicious bastards

By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 22:01 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML

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By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

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By fml...really - 27/11/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML

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By Evil_Angel_90 - 10/09/2013 11:36 - Australia

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

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Alas, poor Donald

By Hit and Run - 13/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML

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By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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By birdsterrifyme - 23/03/2015 04:42 - United States - Sikeston

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML

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Get the **** outta here, kid

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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Sunday 5 July 2009 1:38

Geese are just God's flying assholes.

cha40_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:38

ahhh this has happened to me before. I was walking my dog, and the poor thing wanted to play with the geese, the geese did not want to play.

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HondaGirl2010 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:47

YDI. I have two geese and they are evil, flesh-eating bitches. Should have avoided them!

iwearfeathers 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:48

woah, they must be Canadian geese. i tried this once they just ran and flew away. bad luck mate.

famouslove 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:49

LOL. I hate geese. :( Their poo is green.

DSuarez94 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:54

what a dumbass ydi

ArtandLove 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:55

Lol, you totally deserved that. But who am I to tell you that? I tried to pick up a baby goose a few weeks ago (yes, it was Canadian) and it's mother flew right at me and mauled my arm! ...all I wanted to do was pet it; it was cute..........

jdawg777 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:59

Why would neone say ydi??? Thats not that stupid

EMR_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:19

Yes it is THAT stupid. I'd rather fight a rottweiler than a flock of angry geese. I had a friend who had a couple "guard geese" to chase off intruders and those bastards would attack me every freaking time. And they can hurt bad. Besides even if the birds hadn't attacked him it still would have a YDI for trying to scare what the OP thought were defenseless animals

MADISAYSYDI 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:02

Haha. Guard geese. That's funny. :P

omgznoes 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:00

Next time, bring a friend!

missjazzy_love 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:01

Hahaha!!! YDI....MAJOR. Did you at least have fun trying to run from them?...

MIKENYC 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:05

Hope they bit u on the ass

Phreephorm 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:09

Geese are nasty as shit. I've had bites on my legs that took weeks to heal. Haha, I can't imagine running into a pack of them, if you really didn't know that geese are Assholes FYL indeed.