By SwordFish8 - 04/07/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML
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aback 4

Geese are just God's flying assholes.

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cha40_fml 0

ahhh this has happened to me before. I was walking my dog, and the poor thing wanted to play with the geese, the geese did not want to play.

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soccerboy101 0

U stupid always do that with a group!!

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meanie_monday 0

This sounds like something I would do...

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SuperNovice 0

LOL. YDI but totally understandable. Had a couple geese growing up. Those are some of the most fowl tempered animals on the planet.

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voveraite 7

Not sure if you intended it, but nice pun :D

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Emma_91 0

It's a YDI because you should know never to run at wild animals.

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Somber_fml 0

And you thought that that was a good idea because...?

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Fml37 0

Yeah geese attack, I learned that the hard way, when I decided to throw an apple at one.

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Siren_00 0

Geese are the bitchiest animals. Do NOT mess with them.

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Leatherandlace 0

What does everyone hate geese? They're just birds, with a sense of confidence and a predatory awareness.

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