By SwordFish8 - 04/07/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML
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aback 4

Geese are just God's flying assholes.

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cha40_fml 0

ahhh this has happened to me before. I was walking my dog, and the poor thing wanted to play with the geese, the geese did not want to play.

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BBGood_fml 0

when I run thru geese they fly away XD

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CyclonePsycho 1

Geese are almost as bitchy as dolphins. D:

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snowsock 0

"I thought I'd run into a flock of geese" I re-read this three times to make sure I didn't read it wrong.

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itsnotfair 0

haha i choked on my apple when i read your comment. don't know why

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MeLiSsa321123 1

lmao this totally made my day. but i hate geese, there the bitchiest animals.

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DamienTheRabbit 0

I've said it a million times, but I'll say it again. Karma, fool!

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lastminuteperm 0

So you expected them to all go flying? More like an FML that you watch to many Soap Ophras.

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RedBlueGreenDot 0

LOL @ 59. ditto. some people really shouldnt be aloud go outside by themselves. hazadous to their health and the health of other things.

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hossgray 0

I think everyone should start comments with FIRST! That way it will be pointless when the real first does it!!

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