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By godhatesme - 10/12/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML
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alexh15 13

Some guys actually enjoy sleeping on the couch. It's kinda like camping.....

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lostfaithinpppl 19

So, you hit your wife with a car and instead of worrying about how she's doing after that you are worried about having to sleep on the couch? From the way you wrote this FML it doesn't sound like you think you did anything wrong. That's disturbing.

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woiz 11

so which part u call FML? That u "slightly bumped" her or u sleeping on the couch? any way I ll say good luck next time (fyl ) for first one and u deserve it for 2nd one

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bubo_fml 10

U shouldn't be 'pulling' while attempting to park your car in the driveway...

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cosmosis 12

Yep. Definately sleeping on the driveway. Not walking to the house or anything. She was definately asleep. No doubt avout it. Now that your mind has been eased of thinking. Feel free to play in heavy teaffic on the motorway.

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Conley78643 0

should have just run her over. Then you could have the whole bed all to yourself!

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graham11 14

4- jumping to conclusions much? No one said OP's wife was sleeping on the driveway.

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Yourheadache 19

Dont lie we all know it wasnt an accident....

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CrankDatAsss 4

Hehehe atleast your still living in the house :P

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STARFLESH 0

Today, my husband bumped into me with his car. FML Nah, really! F his wife's life!

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