By godhatesme - 10/12/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML
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alexh15 13

Some guys actually enjoy sleeping on the couch. It's kinda like camping.....

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JoeLouisBomber 9

Are you going to take that OP your gonna let your wife walk all over you like that?

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konstantinos616 17

Well YDI for nearly running over your wife.

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bubo_fml 10

God may hate you, but not as much as the insurance company for having to pay you a lot of $ for your lil' 'accident!'

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silent_bride 5

...the misogyny on this site terrifies me some days.

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zaleh 23

Thanks god I'm not the only one who has to sleep on the couch from time to time :)

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jessica232011 0

you so had to do it on purpose maybe because you needed a reason to sleep on the couch. just try to stay out if her way when she's driving.

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keepingitnasty 15

I guess I'm the only one who would go out drinking and pass out in the gutter than sleep on a couch? (pfft sleep on the couch, that shit only happens in movies.)

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