By godhatesme - 10/12/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML
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alexh15 13

Some guys actually enjoy sleeping on the couch. It's kinda like camping.....

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RuCheezBurger 10

How did you not see her? Was it like 3am and was she wearing black clothing?

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geon_olam 17

Ski mask and all. It's couples' bank robbery night. At least it was suposed to be before op dented the getaway vehicle

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goodgirlxgonebad 3

Woah yeah how do you let that happen? I love how you used "bump" as if it's nbd

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ikickgingers 15

I can see your boobs.

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loserman67 35

Question, which one of you was drunk? Tell her your sorry, bump into her with your **** a few times and all will be forgiven. OR, make her put her ass on the couch for being in the way of your car, the bitch

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Awsemogreeb 19

How would OP hitting her with a car imply she is a barmaid in a tavern?

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Monkeybuttcream 4

"Slightly bumped" is that kids are calling it these days? I guess i am just used to the old fashion term "ran that bitch down". I guess i am just getting old

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YummiGummi 0

God doesnt hate you OP. your wife does.

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Commiecakes 0

Well at least it was a "slight bump" aka you saw her and pushed the pedal through the floor trying to chase he down

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