By steve-o - 14/02/2019 15:46 - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
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GypsyRover 0

Lol. Be thankful her "air,shit separator" is working! 8-)

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wildfiresgirl 7

"junk-rattling" fart? Wow, that must be quite a fart! Hahaha

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tedyesca 0

sounds about right, not really a funny there

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TinyLittleSilver 4

HAHAHAHAHA! The description of the fart just made me laugh so hard. :D Thank you for such a well worded FML.

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dearanjuez 1

My boyfriend is guilty of the SAME thing these days

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smittys 7

So has anyone noticed he said while spooning, he got awakened by a fart? How can you be sleeping while spooning? I would love to learn how!

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joa76 3

Uh...you know what, I'm just going to let UrbanDictionary answer that one for you: "spooning: when two people lay back to front, not necessarily sexually, esp. when done in ones sleep at night."

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bubo_fml 10

Avoid anal intercourse after cabbage soup. She may let off on the upstroke & inflate you like a kid's balloon!

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HunterAlpha1 8

dump her and find someone who isn't a damn veggiehead

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