By steve-o - 14/02/2019 15:46 - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
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bigomar18 3

Tell her to try Beano ( any major retail store sells it)

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KiddNYC1O 20

Natural gas right there.

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bubo_fml 10

Dutch Oven! (a.k.a. Scottish Bed warmer!)

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nothingmuch_ 5

Vegetarianism should be explicitly prohibited by the Geneva Convention. Sensory deprivation is a form of torture! (That includes deprivation of good tasting food)

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m3owmix 1

You are crazy! Don't blame that nonsense on the fact your spouse turned vegetarian.

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megapeyt 17

OP-Did you just shit your pants? Spouse- "giggles" -softly whispered- maybe...? :)

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suprmidgt 0

So the FML is that she farted or that now you have to deal with a vegetarian and the high and mightyness that most of them seem to portray?

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suprmidgt 0

So the FML is that she farted or that now you have to deal with a vegetarian and the high and mightyness that most of them seem to portray?

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