By steve-o - 14/02/2019 15:46 - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Glknesmonster 0

Dude it's in our nature grow up it happens to everyone all the time This is coming from a 17th year old btw

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miker1000 0

201- I don't think anyone cares how old you are. Sorry /:

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EnSigne 13

This is going on my favourites, sooooo funny......xD

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divin4angels 1

Meat actually makes your farts smell worse

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b_rad_fml 4

Nothing makes more gas faster than rotting vegetation. FYL

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zomgbies 17

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "junk rattling fart"

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Tarlachia 33

So, the graboids became assblasters, which became vegetarian girlfriend assblasters?

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