By steve-o - 14/02/2019 15:46 - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML
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KaileyNawnerz 0

This is really coincidental considering..it says its from steve-0 (jackass movies) and hes literally a vegan..:)

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alexpet888 0

Hmm good luck with the eating that broccoli.

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paschale 7

That's pretty much what I said but I got loads of omnivores bitching at me! Mmmmm meat farts....

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dirtbike0375 0

Hahaha I thought it said spooning my hpuse

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brianod 0

did the farts smell like Satan's ass gas?

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Crystal55621 19

I laughed do hard! "Satan's ass gas"!!!!!!

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happy_dino 6

I thought this said 'While spooning my house'... No wonder this sounded weird at first.

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shutitalready 1

Omfg, this thread of conversation is as good as the Fml, if not better.

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mjd748 0

"junk-rattling fart"...that is priceless

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romese 1

This is a good example of why husbands and wifes had seperate rooms before the 20th century.

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