By thoughtidseenitall - 02/02/2013 01:01 - United States - Englewood

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Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML
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1215116a 14

At least it wasn't in her mouth.

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taniamw 9

How are some people so unhygienic? I just don't understand!

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wagne057 6

Gouging your eyes out does not work unfortunately.

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TheRandomIndian 17

Running your head over with a truck does

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GingerNinja7 17

Desperate times call for desperate matters, i suppose. Although that's not really THAT desperate a time..

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aj94w 4

They call for desperate measures too. ;)

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miss_madison 10

It's that or the blood leaked down to her skirt and into her seat… I understand where OP and the lady are coming from.

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evan_7899 28

I recieved a mental image, thanks. and a tip... hitting your head on a wall wont make it better

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aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Hey you gotta do what ya gotta do

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igive 29

No, there's a time and place for tampon changing, and congested traffic where children can see is not one of them.

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SamCat 21

well there is toxic shock syndrome. We dont know how long she had it in for. And she probably did not want to bleed through all her clothes and car seat. Just saying

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Brandonep 13

Go gett off at the nearest exit and change in a rest room then.

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WaywardDaughter 26

#33 You mean she can't remember (or have the time) to change her tampon in eight hours (the longest amount if time recommended)?

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imanassholetoo 8

It was you wasn't it?

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dontpanic_fml 32

I thought every highway traffic sitter knew to check for proximate trucks before performing any unseemly tasks in the car. Sorry for your luck OP.

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perdix 29

10-4, good buddy, but aren't you truckers always lookin' for beaver? You just got stuck lookin' at a wounded beaver changing its dressing.

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TheDrifter 23

I know beggars can't be choosers, but couldn't fate toss a couple more car loads of topless sorority girls towards us poor truckers? We have the best vantage point, but for some reason I always get stuck beside the most horrific views.

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yresim 12

I don't know what's up with that, 26. I know that where/when I grew up, flashing truckers was the norm. I know it doesn't happen in big cities (at least not this one), but I figured it was still the case in the rest of the country. Sorry to hear times have changed. :(

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AngelSpit 18

an old manager of mine would ********** in her car on long drives so truckers could watch. so your truckload of topless sorority girls is at least a statistical plausibility

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SamCat 21

I have to admit to changing my tampon in the car too. But stuck in a Los Angeles freeway for hours. I covered myself with a huge jacket and I did place it in plastic bag I had. What she did was just even nastier.

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chuckcloninger 12

The only saving grace is that at least it wasn't being done at a table at your favorite truck stop?

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superrocket19 17

Well that was stupid. (I'm talking about the lady changing her tamp)

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

thank you for clarifying. I would have never guessed. I'm actually going to sleep like a baby instead of wondering wtf you were talking about all night. thanks again.

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superrocket19 17

Ok I guess that was a little mean.. But what lady changes her tampon in the car? There is a different place and time for that

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