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By Will - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML
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enough4 0

"Today I encountered an easily fixable problem that I was too stupid to look up on Google. FML"

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aback 4

Draw one on his forehead while he's asleep.

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mandacakes 0

its a fridge, use magnets to cover it up

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eragonspirate 0

This is such an MLIA story. U jus dnt look at the bright side. And all of them are right. it'll come right off. I would have gotten a laugh out of it.

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debbtennis 0

put the thing that removes fingernail polish that removes permanent marker really easily.

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AngelofMercy 0

My last roommate TOTALLY would have done that...and at first I would have been pissed, but then laughed my ass off with her. Hahaha-definitely something one of us would do.

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Shmeaty 0

FYL for being handicapped enough to not google how to fix it.

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Royal_Blue 4

This is one of those things where 30 seconds of research on the internet would solve your problem. "Today, I realized I don't know the capitol of Chile. FML." Besides 'permanent' markers do fade over time.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Dude, just buy another fridge and use that fridge as a beer fridge. Problem solved. Sure, the guys may pull your man-card for going that route, but that's a risk you may have to take. Does your roommate leave his door unlocked, OP? If he does, a giant red *****, 20 packets of mayo, and a rabid badger is all you need to start your revenge. I think you all know where I am going with this...

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Belief_fml 0

**** you for using the phrase "man card."

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mawoo_fml 0

Vaseline works to get market off. really well

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LilaBear 1

actually, it comes off people because we shed our skin. Some brands of permanent marker will wash off if you scrub and scrub, but I've seen some that take days to come off. Either way, a human would not be stuck with permanent marker drawings on them coz the skin dies and sheds.

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Digithead 0

20 packs of mayo may not be enough. also, be sure it is not fat free mayo.

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realggirl 0

Other people said some ways to get it off but I wanted to add, if all else fails (so after you've tried the other ways to get it off if they haven't work) ask your roommate to buy you a new refrigerator.

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