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By amorousintx - 26/09/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my grad student husband was unusually frisky in the middle of the day. I took the opportunity and we had an enjoyable afternoon romp. Afterward, I asked him what had gotten him in such a good mood. He replied, "I'd do just about anything to get out of doing my homework." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

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Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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Pragmatic

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 14:05 - South Africa

Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML

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Bad sex

By Undersexed - 14/09/2016 22:01 - United States - Washington

Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML

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Admit it

By Rick - 02/10/2023 08:00

Today, I went to my colleague’s apartment so we could talk about a project for work over dinner. One thing led to another and the sexual tension we couldn’t unleash at work for months got to the best of us. It was the best sex I ever had and I want to come back for more. I just wish I didn’t have a wife at home. FML

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Nag nag nag

By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I came back from a week-long vacation, to find my fiance had cleaned the house top to bottom, and finished three projects he was constantly putting off. I was over the moon, until he said, "Yeah, when you're not nagging me all day, I can actually get shit done. Crazy, huh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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By Username - 18/03/2010 08:21 - France

Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

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By Married Life 101 - 16/05/2019 02:41

Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML

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Johnaldo 3

Monday 27 September 2010 9:12

At least you're more fun than homework...

kaijapapaya 0

Monday 27 September 2010 9:32

meh, don't take it personally. instead, have some school teacher role-play sex. he's been pretty naughty for not doing his homework, right? ;)

Comments

cbr600_fml 0

Monday 27 September 2010 10:09

so maybe u should spice things up in the bedroom so he will want to have sex more often

omfgitsbug 0

Monday 27 September 2010 22:57

I love your tattoo

candace1988 0

Monday 27 September 2010 11:46

That's cute. I'm sure he was only being silly. op is to hard on the spouse.

oldenuff2party 3

Monday 27 September 2010 12:04

yea

gigilvrs6 0

Monday 27 September 2010 13:12

LOL I love that word "romp". At least he gave you some that's better than nothing.

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 27 September 2010 14:08

From the sounds of it, you had a good time. So what should it matter what the excuse is?

kaijapapaya 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 9:58

agreed

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 27 September 2010 15:42

Some excuses are better than others, Cinn. If he had said "I was thinking of your mother", I think that would matter, yes? In fact, it would be worse if that was the best sex they'd ever had.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 27 September 2010 15:56

25/Cinn, & 30/RPS: I agree with both of you, so this is kind of a complicated answer. I agree that it shouldn't matter that he was just trying to get out of homework, because they did in fact have a good time. At least he was honest. He could have denied everything and said "I'm always like this, honey" or just said something to the effect of "nothing...". At the same time, I can see RPS' point. If it was anything other than skipping homework duties, (apart from a few minor exceptions) then there would be a problem.

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 27 September 2010 16:00

Ok, RedPill, I hadn't thought of excuses like that. So I'm going to revise my point and agree fully with Steph. So long as it's a harmless excuse such as what the boyfriend gave, there is no issue. However if it was something slightly, er, worrying like "I was thinking of your mother" then yes, that would be an issue.