Alcohol, Babysitter and Kids: Whoops

Whoops

By smth - 06/07/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I'd found in a jug in their fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn't until later on after I'd poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids are 4 and 2. FML

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By cantprovenothing - 18/04/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

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By magnolia - 14/07/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2012 06:26 - United States - Portland

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

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Specially for dad

By anonymous - 01/02/2020 20:00 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML

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Hormonal hell

By Anonymous - 05/08/2020 23:02

Today, someone drank a sip of my single serve pasteurized orange juice and put it back in the fridge, ignoring the whole jug of non-pasteurized juice, that I cant drink because im pregnant. I cried. FML

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By iailwkrb - 26/02/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

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Tasty

By anon - 30/08/2015 18:44 - United States

Today, while babysitting, I made the kids and myself peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. When their parents came home, their dad took out the same container of peanut butter I had used and let their dog lick out of it. FML

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By diddlebuag - 27/05/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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By outsmartedbykids - 28/05/2014 16:28 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

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dimkims 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:05

I think that would kind of be the parent's fault. If the kids are that young they shouldn't just have it sitting in the fridge. Though, it is partially OP's fault also. Who gives kids random green juice from the fridge? Shouldn't you have at least tasted it first?

truslide 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:12

margarita mix has no alcohol in it. Its just concentrate. they are fine

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Baby_Baby_BABY 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 15:30

gettin' em crunk

monkey314159 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 19:46

how dumb do you have to be to... oh wait... woman from Utah.

chyeala35 0

Monday 13 July 2009 1:06

wowww...... you are one stupid ******. i am a woman and i lived in utah for 13 years and im a successful lawyer so you can just quit it with ******* stupid stereotypes because i SERIOUSLY doubt you have been to utah. its jerks like you that make no one want to come to utah. asshole...

caffrinn 0

Friday 10 July 2009 6:34

wow. you guys are stupid. first, OP might've meant margarita's. not just the mix. second, OP probably thought it was kool-aid. third, if it did have booze in it, it was the parents fault for not letting the OP know.

Cannon75 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 14:25

ECTO-COOLER!

Waabishkii_ikwe 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:44

I'm pretty positive that if it was anything other than just the mix, which contains no alcohol, the kids would have thrown up or reacted in some way to the taste.

chyeala35 0

Monday 13 July 2009 1:11

wouldn't it be hilarious if one or both of the parents read this? oh SHIT! OP would be in for it even though its hardly her fault... i mean, for those of you who have little siblings or have babysat before, do you taste EVERYTHING that you serve them? because i sure dont. THEY were thirsty, not OP. i would have made the same mistake but i doubt that there is any alcohol in it so SOME people just need to calm down, take a step back, and think of what YOU would have done if you were in her situation.