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Consider yourself lucky, imagine it was on your bum, then you couldn't sit at all.
Backside is a polite way of saying "bum"
Excuse me, but I believe the term "ass cheeks" is more politicly correct.
And here is was thinking "rear meat curtains" was the proper medical terminology. Damn it.
43 bum is the polite way of saying "but".
What's cyst? Don't you mean what's a cyst. Look it up hippie.
That sounds like a pain in the butt!
Listen up class... Bum is the polite way of saying butt and butt is the corret way of saying booty and booty is the gangster way of saying buttox and buttox is the british way of saying that thingy i sit on and that thingy i sit on is the stupid way of saying ass and ass is the everyday way of saying crap machine and crap machine is the gross way of saying my humps and my humps is the hip hop way of saying lil piece of heaven and lil piece of heaven is the right way of saying bum... *phew* that'll be all for today
i dont think this will a-cysy-her on the test :D
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When I was a newborn I had a huge cyst on my head. They removed it. Now I have a gigantic bald patch on my head. I'm a 14 year old girl.
I had an encephocele (think that's how you spell it) when I was born, so I also have a bald spot caused by a scar on my head from an operation to have it removed... I'm also a girl, it sucks bad I feel your pain.
Ouchyy mama. Sounds distracting.
Just get a friend to remove for u, all u need is a pin, alcohol and tissues, lots of tissues.
55 - More like towels! Those things do NOT want to drain nor clean easily. Ew >.
Can I touch it? Haha jk. O.o
TMI
I should have said "I have healing hands" yes thy would have sounded clever :3
dont froget shit to sanitize that needle/pin.
Not sure why deadman got thumbed down. I use shit to sanitize things every day.
Because their idiots
That must be a pain in the back
I see what you did there..
I see what you did there..
What's a cyst..
No, that's an abscess (pus-filled horror show). A cyst is a sac with a lining filled with fluid or debris, depending on the type of cyst.
the doc has spoken..
It's like a noncancerous tumor. And they can also be filled with hair, teeth, and fingernails.... Which mine was...
It's like a noncancerous tumor... It can also be filled with hair, teeth, and nails. Like mine. Pretty gross.
Yea an u get a pimple and u will cry for 6 days
isn't that a pain in the butt .
Just sit on one ass-cheek then.
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I trust the doctor.
No, that's an abscess (pus-filled horror show). A cyst is a sac with a lining filled with fluid or debris, depending on the type of cyst.