Gross, Smells and Health: Deez nutz

Try making a habit out of it. At the moment you notice the smell yourself other people have probably noticed it for a while.... hygiene is so important, dont be nasty !

ShannonBonnanen 15

Friday 2 October 2015 16:56

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daskull 3

Saturday 3 October 2015 11:14

OR he just works hard? Werk it

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