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By balls - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Clara

Today, the only reason I took a shower was because I could smell my dick sweat while still wearing underwear. FML
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trellz17 19

What do you mean "the only reason"?

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vaguenotvogue 13

Maybe you should stay in there for a while... Like, a few hours maybe...

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jenninyc1128 17

So the saying "I'm sweating balls" comes handy here...

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whatarethisss 23

OP is probably concerned about the drought in California and trying to save water by not showering, lol.

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vicious_fashion 14

Dude...take a shower because it's relaxing and socially more acceptable than waiting that long

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Ethan_Anonymous 28

Does personal hygiene mean anything to you?

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whatarethisss 23

lol, if smelly balls made him want to take a shower, it probably means something.

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Jake_Dee 10

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pleasedie 22

Lol wut ? You said that like it's perfectly normal.

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NicH1799 20

Work an eight hour a day labor job and tell me you don't smell like ball sweat. You will.

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lexos 16

Nasty dude. I have physical work and go to the gym in the evening but I can't smell my balls

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IWishIWasObama 12

I do the same thing, bro. No judgment. Well, except it's not my own crotch area, it's a female's... loljk women won't go anywhere near me.

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cynthianicole95 9

That's...disgusting. There's absolutely no reason for your dick to be smelling that bad.

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trellz17 19

What do you mean "the only reason"?

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steam_engenius 21

That's what I want to know....

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whatarethisss 23

Hey! it's good that he had a reason.

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klorehore 24

Try making a habit out of it. At the moment you notice the smell yourself other people have probably noticed it for a while.... hygiene is so important, dont be nasty !

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