It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
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S0CCERSTAR01 2

Should have punched him in the balls and asked if he still wanted to have sex

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DawnShadow_fml 5

While your vomiting ask him if he wants a *******

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S0CCERSTAR01 2

Should have punched him in the balls and asked if he still wanted to have sex

348 20
crazychick1269 7

If guys only knew the pain they cause.

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CheckMyProfile 17

I'm sorry OP, but i lol'ed at the last sentence. :D

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thinkPlNK 0

what a douche! tell him that you took a pregnancy test earlier last week and think that the vomiting and headache aren't from you getting hurt. let's see if he'll still want to have sex then.

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CaptainPickles72 18

#10- If women would actually speak up when men cause this "pain". Sorry if men cause you, a 61 year old teenager, so much pain!

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ThisIsMyReign 4

Haha, wonder out it went down. Girl - "what the ****!" Boy - "I'm sorry. Bend over real quick" Girl - "No, you dropped me. I puked and have a headache." Boy - "Oh, so it's all about you now, huh?"

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fymother 13

If you are vomiting and having a headache from a head injury, you need to see a doctor IMMEDIATELY. A serious concussion/internal bleeding is extremely dangerous. Hope you're still alive....

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DoubleCross 9

I hate people who say "punch him in the balls and bla bla bla." Does that person know the pain that is caused by the groin being agitated? Not pretty dumbasses, now go **** a tree.

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Cherryripe25 5

doesn't anyone remember a fml that was exactly like this one? excluding the vomiting bit.

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blondbrunette916 0

vomiting after a head injury is sign of a concussion. sue the ************

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kayb007 3

Well said ... Shld have squashed his balls!

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Marcelb 17

OP's boyfriend probably hoped the fall would knock her out, so he could finally try anal. Disappointed that she didn't, he went for all or nothing.

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

110- Your profile states that you are a [grammatical] nazi. However; there must have been an error because you do not capitalize any of your sentences.

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DawnShadow_fml 5

While your vomiting ask him if he wants a *******

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CheckMyProfile 17

2- you made me laugh so bad!! Thanks heaps!

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DawnShadow_fml 5

I'll be here all week! And the week after that and the week after that god I need a life

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CaptainPickles72 18

While? OP: Blaaaaa-want a *******-aaaaahhhh?

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Jonkbaby 22

op's bf status update: "OMG you guys gotta try this new thing.."

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cradle6 13

Your boyfriend's a dick. Hope your neck is okay.

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madz5758 10

Sounds like you have a concussion.. I'd get that checked out =

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whosays1 7

As a matter of fact, sex (for women) relieves a headache, but since you were puking, it's probably not such a good idea...

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teamsleep2212 0

What are you trying to get into her pants? Don't be a fuxking pussy

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monnanon 13

Actually 106 that is a myth. Depends entirely on the type of headache. I have actually had orgasms that have caused the worst headaches I can remember. I think in OP's case it would make it worse.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Agreed. Sex will help migraine headaches because of improving blood flood. Sinus and concussion headaches it will do shit all for, and tension headache it will make worse.

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LegallyBrunettel 0

Yeah, that had to hurt & sex probably doesn't sound to good, while puking your guts up.

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Mister_Triangle 21

Good thing sex is a natural painkiller

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22cute 17

Good thing this isn't really love

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Pelreskovich 11

What a dick.. Threw you over his shoulder, da ****? He should have just picked you up cradling you.. Now whenever he wants to light a fire you say "ehhh idk if I feel like getting knocked out today".

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margie2194 12

When a guy throws you over his shoulder it's actually so sexy and primal. Lol. cave man like.

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ArcadePie 10

Lazy bitch should of walked and none of this would of ever happened

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rattusrattus 18

@34 Well, speaking as a woman who likes 150-cubic-centimetre brains... I respectfully disagree.

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AllSoul 23

No I agree with #34, in the heat of the moment, a bit on the wild side, oh so sexy. Apart if he drops you on your head...

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downtime 12

It doesn't matter whether you enjoy it or not, its a perfectly acceptable method of carrying something or someone. Why the fuss?

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FahrenBoo 4

I so agree with u!!!

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freakinglaugher 10

Ya see, it was such a complicated and original pun, that no normal human being could possible understand it. 74 simply wanted to brag about his intellect.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

I love how he threw you over his shoulder like you were a dead body.

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DingoCJ 15

Or maybe just unconscious, like he's used to..

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ZGLH 11

First person to turn this into necrophilia, congrats!

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DontForgetMe4 0

Hey, he might have a disgusting vomiting fetish...okay, no, that's disgusting. feel better and tell him, "No. "

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rattusrattus 18

From what I've heard, Two Girls One Cup caters to the scat fetishists, not the puke fetishists.

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Nutty4Muffs 3

It contains enough of both to be an all-in-one package 64.

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rattusrattus 18

For my sanity, I decided not to watch it. I just read a synopsis on Wikipedia. Something about the layout takes all the 'eww' out of most things.

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PaulB123 11

Nothing like a concussion right beforehand! Puke on him if you feel it again.

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sjaytee 6

what a dick, you should've given him one nice hit between the legs.

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