By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 18:07 - India

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Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
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Jakesterk96 8

Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.

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21jason 9

I don't know how bout you go and find out

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zombiegold 23

Has anyone realized that OP spelled accidentaly wrong?

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SkoomaKi 27

25, OP does, he obviously wanks too much at the computer xD

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_Oblivion_ 12

Simple mistake bro, doesn't mean he jacks off too much.

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Jakesterk96 8

How do you know, it's not like he got auto corrected for saying or doing it too much.

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ThisIsMyReign 4

Hope she don't forget to insert the compatible dick....disc...

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Maybe this is a symptom of the computer virus your mom was telling you about earlier.

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GovernorGeneral 8

91- SO EXPLAIN PLANKTONS WIFE !!!!

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brendokendo 0

117- when the Frick did planktons wife get preggo? It's a computer wife, not a computer baby maker.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Ya but where did she come from ? She was a calculator before but thats all i know...-.- shut up i thought that was a good comment =3=

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AngryCanadian 0

Freud would have some interesting things to say about that.

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Jakesterk96 8

Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.

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MrSassypants 33

*Bites twix* *Can't think of anything to come back from what happened" *Keeps on biting twix*

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gojira666 7

Third comment was the charm eh jakester

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Jakesterk96 8

64- do I know you?

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beachybrunette 2

Isnt it snickers? Not twix

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Jakesterk96 8

That's the hungry diva commercial pal.

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BeefyQueef 5

96- "You're not you when your hungry. Snickers™© satisfies."

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SecretMe00 5

111-- how'd you make those symbols?

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Jakesterk96 8

Everyone knows twix started these type of candy bar commercials.

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DrMime 10

Ooh be careful with those PC's, they can get cyber cum all over your hard drive.

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SaMmIMonster96 6

:0 maybe that is what happened to my computer.. Poor thing got too excited

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Michael_92 20

One can't help but wonder...what does cyber cum look like??

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DrMime 10

OP stores so much **** on his computer that it has gained a sexually active conscious! You might want to get rid of the 'hard-on drive'.

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LightningCactus 12

Why isn't it? Maybe you should try upgrading to a hard disk.

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LightningCactus 12

You mean to say it might "Blow it's Load"?

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perdix 29

Grip it firmly and it comes right out.

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RedPillSucks 31

Nah man. Leave it in there and get the job done! Pulling out is for dicks.

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perdix 29

Grip it and rip it! No, wait, that's for golf, not self-pleasuring.

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MatthewHass50 0

Thanks for the tip

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Holy shit, that's some savage wanking you must do perdix! ;)

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KiddNYC1O 20

26- Spongebob reference! Patrick! Hahaha.

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KunoKanashimi 3

Firmly grasp it in your hand...Firmly grasp it....FIRMLY GRASP IT! *stab* 34, that sounds extremely painful.

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MichellinMan 20

so many dirty comments...

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Michael_92 20

That ain't nothing, wait till you see computer birth. Now that's nasty!

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WeAreScrewed 3

make sure you dont catch a computer virus!

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