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His priorities are straight.
His sexuality probably isn't.
But is he?
This should be Doritos Ad.
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Show it anywayJust because he's married doesn't mean he's straight..
My dad is a perfect example of that.
There's not one they're just really good.
Especially cool ranch :o
So true @32
or best of both worlds, eat them WHILE having sex ^^
And both types of chips too. like a combo-ception of some sexually delicious sort.
#76 - because most of us men don't know how to multitask. So your performance in bed is not as good while eating Doritos. A plot twist to #46's idea would be suggesting to have sex WITH Doritos. Trust me i know. I am a random Internet user.
My thoughts exactly! Why compromise?
Or maybe he meant no way as in how good his day has turned out...
#23 I don't think it'd be an FML if that's how he meant it.
Yeah
#39 actually there is an ad for Doritos with the same concept, only in the ad it helps the person get laid it's on YouTube and name is banned Doritos commercial
#53 That's the one where the woman is in bed wearing only Doritos, right?
...why does this make me want to try dressing up as food to test this out?
Doritos always win ._.
One simply does not try to come in between a man and his Doritos.
This FML should really be a Doritos commercial.
#83 I agree
How does it feel to have gotten ****-blocked by a bag of chips?
The guy must feel pretty damn good
Chip-blocked?
The Doritos told OP, "He's nacho man tonight. He's mine."
**** blocked? more like clam blocked
The way to a man's heart is through his... stomach...
Yes...through his stomach and out his chest.
Make lingerie out of Doritos
You do that, and a couple things might get eaten tonight.
I can only imagine Austin Powers saying, "ahhhh thank you" after reading that comment.
He likes the living room so much, let him sleep there tonight.
wtf? how does him not wanting to have sex right then and there dignify a punishment?
It's not the refusal of sex that got him in the dog house it's the way he did it. Rather than making a point of basically saying junk food is more important than your needs he could have just said "you know babe I'm not really in mood" or something. If he's going to act like a dick he kinda deserves to spend a night on the couch.
Punishment like that isn't productive. It's not like her husband is an infant child who needs negative reinforcement.
(Insert I hope you mean ex comment here)
How does "I don't wanna have sex" warrant a divorce...
He's not actually saying they should divorce #34, just that on 99% of FML's involving couples, that comment will come up.
Normally I would suggest combining food with sex (e.g., have him eat it off your body), but I'm not sure how well that would work with Doritos... Better luck next time OP.
There would be so many crumbs...
Or crumbs in every nook and fanny?
Just lick the crumbs off. Gain more arousal points. ;)
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His priorities are straight.
Haha well Doritos are pretty damn good