By Orgasmataz - 25/01/2015 22:10 - United Kingdom - Manchester
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OP here! We did have some music playing actually...I don't think my flatmates will be listening to Jake Bugg for a while haha
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Doesn't matter, had sex?
You stole my comment! :p
*"I just had sex" starts playing*
I just had sex, and it felt so good
lonely island :)
All these FMLs are the same damn thing. I'd like to see something other than same stories rewritten over and over.
well that does sound embarrassing. Sorry op! Just try to be quieter next time or put on some music
JocelynKaulitz
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If OP is female, I'm sure it's not quite easy to be quiet the first time. Especially if there's spanking involved.
stuckintime
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It's hard to be quiet for some any time let alone the first, music could help cover for the next time. Led Zeppelin, Beatles was always a good cover in the dorm, it's just a good idea anytime.
You speaking from experience? ;)
OP here! We did have some music playing actually...I don't think my flatmates will be listening to Jake Bugg for a while haha
1PersonIsMyWorld
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op your name! haha
at op: be loud. be proud and enjoy yourself. never try to hold in your enjoyment. scream in the sheets and dance in the streets!
Jake bugg is pretty good. Good choice.
Sounds like this is the first time sex has been heard in your dorm. Does that mean you're the only one who's gotten laid recently?
lexiieeex3
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How does it sound like this is the first time people have had sex in her dorm recently? There was no indication of that whatsoever. OP just had loud sex. And walls are thin. Pure and simple.
meli1195
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no need to overreact and be rude? #7 was just commenting on the post
chlorinegreen
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It sounds like the first time throughout the dorm, because if other students were having sex you would have known that you can hear it through the walls.
Also. Considering she spoke of "Today, I discovered" or something like that. ( I forgot) that means she didn't learn it yet, duh. And that means that no one else had sex for a while, because else she would have heard it and took notice, therefore. He is correct. Good day, hooligans.
thomasrasmussen7
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Was it as fast as a lightning bolt?
Either that or OP is the only one in the dorm getting a good lay...
ndnpride88
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Bet that walk of shame was embarrassing
First of all, do you even know what a walk of shame is? Second of all, if you do, re read the FML.
Maybe they meant the walk of shame for the other person?
Judging by the title of the post and the spanking, it sounded like her first time was very enjoyable. There is no shame in that.
Well at least you got laid :)
I'm trying to understand all the downvotes...
I can't say that it should be unexpected though...
Well at least it's memorable and you learned new things. I say that's a good college experience.
As embarrassing as that is. At least its a memorable experience you can laugh about later. Plus it sounds like you will only be one of many OP.
That's pretty much every dorm ever. You can't expect the walls to be luxuriously thick, they house a lot of students. You would not believe the things I heard my upstairs neighbor get up to every week during my senior year.
countryb_cth
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Do tell what they got up to, I'm very intrigued.
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Doesn't matter, had sex?
Sounds like this is the first time sex has been heard in your dorm. Does that mean you're the only one who's gotten laid recently?