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This man has a bright future ahead
At least he's keeping his options open ;)
OP please tell me why you're dating this guy.
at least he's reaching for a stable job
Don't worry 10 I got your pun
80, you do realize there were two options, right? And that hanging drywall is not dealing drugs, and as far as I know, it pays well.
Hanging drywall does pay very well. My uncle makes $35 an hour doing it. As for the drug dealer, they make money too but if the boyfriend is doing drugs he won't be bringing much in. Lol.. Seriously, OP, just do your best to talk him into hanging drywall if those are his career choices. He'll make money and it's not illegal.
Dont say the lords name in vain
Why do girls go for dead beats... -.- its a shame really. Well good luck with that.
How is that saying the lords name in vain? He was saying god should bless her... is saying bless you when someone sneezes saying the lords name in vain too?
God bless you **
I believe 157 was referring to 80's comment.
Who says we have a lord? Or god? Freedom of speech and to believe in what you want.
Usually the dead beat girls go for the dead beat guys.
You know, you can sell pot and make quite a bit of money. And I'd you don't smoke, it's a pretty stable way to make money. Stoners smoke all the time lol they will come to you because they have a "dealer". Not a good way to make a living but more of a side job. I say do both :p sometimes money doesn't effect love.. Love it love :)
Oh, God. Not you again, francescabella! Didn't you say before that you weren't commenting here anymore? Go troll elsewhere.
Well, it's a difficult choice! Gosh
He should go with pot. It can satisfy him and his customers.
OP needs to be blunt with her boyfriend, and maybe she should help him find work. It needs to be a joint effort.
Well, 92, I'm just trying to lighten things up.
I wish I'd thought of that :/...
Now that's what I call a sticky situation. Am I doing it right?
I see what you did there 148
Why is it necessary to say "I see what you did there"?! Obviously everyone saw "what he did there" if he got thumbed up
I totally didn't see what 101 did until y'all mentioned it. Gosh I'm slow today.
132, no.
I really don't like spamming but 228 is gorgeous
241-Clever haha.
Why not do both? Then he can hide his pot in the drywall. It's a win win! :D
Lmao 56 I read this FML as a good thing.
Hilarious
What's he going to do once pot is legalized?
Definitely pot, that way he can smoke some of his produce and it's a good paying job.
You forgot about getting arrested when he gets caught...
Oh yeah, don't get caught ^.^
skoomaki, once you see at least 7 of my comments, I want a bio in your about me too D: /offtopic. he could very well make it as a private contractor/ tax pirate to hide his secret drug dealing day job. or he could start practicing calligraphy for when he starts doing tattoos in jail. not that I'm against pot dealers, or think they should go to jail. I dunno. I had to say SOMETHING related to the FML after my ego-fail. o.o
42 - It shall be done.
He would smoke all his profits away. My ex sold pot. Too easy to get tempted.
Never get high on your own supply ????
SkoomaKi, guess you are the new official FML storyteller. Keeping track of FML Legends and passing their stories to future generations.
94 - You're 13 and enjoy Twilight. I'm pretty sure you're not getting a story ;)
Werent you judt talkin shit on the other weed related fml?
182- biggie smalls ftw
I hope he's your ex boyfriend now...
Maybe or maybe she's decided it's cool and he should be a pot dealer when she helps him. While she also takes up a side job of prostitution. I mean, hey together owed money and **** money they could be the next millionaires...... or they could be the next show on cops.
5 - Are you kidding me? That guy is a hero. He will be an inspiration to the youth, will be a good husband to OP, and be a great father.
I hope you know your sarcasm sucks.
Agreed
Considering that there is no "sarcasm font", it's somewhat necessary to lay it on thick so that the troglodytes don't get confused.
This is one of the instances where there IS a reason to leave your other, unlike all those other FML's. He needs to join reality and figure out a real job. But it sounds like his choices will be limited...
I'm not being sarcastic, I'm seriously saying that I hope she dumped him.
A drug dealing, drywall hanging future ex con! Brilliant plan. He'll be rich!
Sounds like a keeper to me;)
Until they, you know, go to jail...
Wtf,,, where do u ppl live that pot dealers end up in jail??? No cops bother with pot anymore n it's a total grey area in the law these days... Come on ppl support your local small businesses :)
Ain't it something like $40 an ounce?
Where the **** do you guys live?! 240 for an ounce is street cheap here, (for chron)
Oh dear
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This is a man with his future perfectly laid out.
Why not do both? Then he can hide his pot in the drywall. It's a win win! :D