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Watch for razor blades!
23 as odd as that may seem I had the same thought but then I looked at the gender thing.
I'm more curious about the dangers of Christmas. Seeing as how he has a lecture for every holiday.
…..... okkk
LMAO x)
Wow. Talk about a ****** up life. You sure got one, OP.
oh God, i can only imagine what your fathers speech is like on valentines day :O
Haha cut him some slack, he's just looking out for you! :)
"Don't you chew the hard candy, it can be very bad for your teeth"
The car labeled "kandy" prob has a pedo in it. But the one that says "Hogwarts Express" is real; the guy even game a chocolate bar with mushrooms in it (he said it was healthy) and I got to fly with buckbeak
Agreed with 2, dad story's and lectures are the best in my opinion.
Rule 1: don't take candy from the creepy dude down the street
Or the van parked outside...
Mine is loaded with children. I'll trade you kicky!
I heard all 'vampires' were secretly vampires!
I heard that the new vampires born of pop culture are gay, and not at all in the spirit of true vampires or their original inspiration.
I respect 61 >.>
Haha cut him some slack, he's just looking out for you! :)
I know... I'm crazy like that
U and number 2 have a lot in common
The definite truth.
Even 28 year olds need to be reminded of the dangers of getting slobberingly drunk at a Halloween party and vomiting on the Naughty Nurse's shoes.
Haha well dads can be a lil over protective at times...he's only warning you about it cuz he loves you!:)
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Rule 1: don't take candy from the creepy dude down the street