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Oh man. That sucks. Well, you managed to piss off two people in one night. Good job.
Irish Threesome :D
And by "mistake" you mean "on purpose"
Yo dog, I herd you like mistaks so I purpously made de mistake of doing this scentance ful off mistaks witch haz no reel pourpose beisides troling.
Guess imma be the first one to say it, were you listing to black eyed peas? :/, ah come on, I tried...
where is the love?
Maybe it was a line he was in, and someone pushed into him, causing him to grab the ass of the girl in front of him..? It could happen
Double standard. Imagine if the genders were opposite in this fml and a male punched a girl in the face for accidentally touching him. If your life is in danger, then sure, use violence to survive, but attacking someone for something that easily could have been accidental is insane. And OP's girlfriend is an abusive bitch.
Maybe he tripped, and latched on to the nearest ass to break his fall?
^^^^ looolll latched on to the nearest ass :))
True about the double standards for sure. A girl shouldn't be able to punch a guy in the face for accidentally grabbing her ass any more than a guy should be able to punch a girl for accidentally grabbing his ass. Even if it wasn't accidental, giving someone a black eye is extreme. I really hope he left his girlfriend. I'd consider pressing charges. That isn't an appropriate response.
ew.
That's wat I call a bitch slap
I just grabbed a girls butt today by accident. She returned the favor by grabbing my crotch :S
Awesome? :S
But it wasn't cool because I'm gay...
Today, you are a raccoon.
Love your picture
Wtf if I was at a party and accidentally grabbed a girls ass she would have turned around and we would have gone in a room and the rest is history....
That isn't the kinds of things I learn in my history class.
Hey 16, You see to have mispelled "Shut the **** up, nobody cares about your fake stories."
Hey 51, you seem to have misspelled "seem."
51 got burnned!
Lol 61, that's funny, I live 5 minutes outside of that shithole of a town.
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Oh man. That sucks. Well, you managed to piss off two people in one night. Good job.
Today, you are a raccoon.