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Well at least she took one.
B-d-chhhh*drums*
Look at it on the bright side, you guys are saving on the water bill
Why don't you ask her to join aquacize with you? At least its daily contact with water... Yeah, I know, I spelled aquacize wrong.
#44 *bu dum tssss
Time to get the hose out!
One of my buddies has his sister living with him. She never bathes. You can smell her 30 feet away. Time for the fire hose and bleach.
And maybe some Windex
Tell her she needs to shower more. Otherwise you're going to start spilling buckets of water and soap on her every morning.
So many bad jokes to this comment...lol. The one I instantly thought of, Is that if OP has to do this more than once they can say "Oops I spilled it again." like Britney Spears. I'll withhold the others LOL.
That is pretty disgusting and I hope that changes because I personally would not be able to deal with that.
But at least she's showering though. Ya her timing does suck, but at least she's still showering.
As a woman, once a month you should pay even more attention to your hygiene.. -.- yuk. You can get sick if you don't clean yourself! And the smell... The smell.. *gags*
I never said it was good enough, but every 2 months is better than never
Well time to take out the trash... No pun intended eh well I tried anyway least she showers
There was no pun.
"it's time to clean up this mess" is a pun.
"shower? I hardly know her!"
I don't understand how some people can even feel perfectly fine with bad hygiene in the first place O.o
Enjoy the decent smell while you can OP, or get a new roommate
Two months without a shower? The bacteria living on her have probably evolved into a higher life form!
They're probably building vehicles capable of traveling to other worlds.
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Sorry, OP. That stinks.
Tell her she needs to shower more. Otherwise you're going to start spilling buckets of water and soap on her every morning.