By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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lexiieeex3 32

At least they didn't take your boyfriend.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth criminal.

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xxjenn27xx 8

Sorry op! I hope everything works out

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theHIGHroad2 5

Another FML where the boyfriend robbed OP's Apartment came to my mind while reading this one. I hope Op's bf has nothing to do with this robbery.

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Nbackus9 4

Wrong OP, you're boyfriend will soon be gone I'm guessing!

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sens3sfailing 24

Oh my god. First time I have ever seen You're ever used incorrectly by pure accident...you sir, have done something I did not know was possible.

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ChrisTheCalm 9

How awesome would the robbers be if they took pictures smiling with the OP's boyfriend while he slept

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_Oblivion_ 12

I don't know why but what comes to mind is that Allstate commercial with the dog haha

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funnynesh 10

How come this comment got thumbed down?

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lexiieeex3 32

At least they didn't take your boyfriend.

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TrueTriage 16

Edited the comment after I posted this :(

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biggestfan23 11

She's lucky her boyfriends not dead. Nowadays you just never know

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noelykins1 19

Am I the only one who is thinking of that episode from Family Matters?

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LoveMyKoolaid 0

They didn't take her boyfriend, but they took her Koolaid!

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Tuesdaythe10th 11

No but people are getting crazier

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joenuuuuu 0

They didnt take her boyfriend thats OPs bestfriends job

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SweetAsHell 9

Only her boyfriend was left? I would have assumed that he might have stirred a little, seeing as he must have been sleeping uncomfortably on the floor.

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Llamassss 21

Several months ago two guys kicked in my front door while I was sleeping, they were polite enough to ring the doorbell and knock before doing so. I was just about to the door when they kicked it about four times. I had my glock in my hand, pointed it at the door and they ran, screaming, telling me, "I'm sorry! Wrong house!" It's always the wrong house with a glock pointed at your head. The police caught them a few weeks later.

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MolesterStallone 13

Wow I wonder what the robber thought once he saw your boyfriend slept through the whole thing.

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xxDefiantxx 0

probably something a long the lines "OH ****! Oh never mind he ish asleeping" spelling errors intended

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destroyer69 0

He was like "this guy is awesome he deserves to live!"

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Robber 1: Dude, you know what we should do before we leave? Robber 2: What? Robber 1: I have a sharpie...let's draw dicks on his face! Robber 2: **** yeah!

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MolesterStallone 13

I once put shaving cream in my friends palm and tickled his nose with a feather and he gave himself a face full of shaving cream. He never woke up even after everyone's laughter

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FMLKitten 15

One time in the seventh grade, this kid fell off a bus chair, sound asleep. Even after he faceplanted, he didn't wake up. ....I have pictures. >:-D

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amandajlucas2015 2

Hahaha omg I was just fixing to say that lol

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With_Love929 3

He probably took pictures and now shows it to all of his friends. You should check google to see if it's there with a stupid caption. XD

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nalawala 4

Wow he's a heavy sleeper. I'm sorry that happened to you :/

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MichellinMan 20

I'd love to see that on camera.

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annie_nk 22

Heavy sleeper or really quiet robber. :P

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binger_gitch 12

Hey OP, at least it wasn't your boyfriend who did it and was gone also!

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coolbrony12 3

Heavy burglary, heavy sleeper.

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zandalee 19

Was your boyfriend sleeping off the Mother of all benders or what?!

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SkoomaKi 27

Either your boyfriend is an extremely heavy sleeper, or is a light sleeper but a ninja robbed you. Have anything to say Noor?

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lostinlabels 8

Maybe her boyfriend is a heavy sleeper AND a ninja robbed her. Maybe her boyfriend IS the ninja!

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SkoomaKi 27

My sweet Door, tell Noor I want to play a game. Not just any game. Tell her I will be waiting and that if she dares approach my love, her other secrets will be revealed.

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JackeeDawn 9

Noor, has a twin cousin named door. That's nice. You are a great story teller. :}

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FMLKitten 15

I didn't know Noor had a twin cousin :-O Door, do you cover for Noor while she's out on missions?

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kewlkate 9

What I want to know is if they at least have a couch or bed left, considering it'd be strange if OP's boyfriend made the decision to sleep on the ground.

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Nilla_Please 12

I dunno bout this but door is more attractive :O

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killer6969 16

Who da **** is noor?

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killer6969 16

Oh and skoomaki ur a ****** nerd u have like 6 files do u have no job or life or are u paid to do this??

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Psych101 9

82- Easy there, killer.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Can the Mods shut this idiot up before he continues to shit in FML's pants? He's probably some stupid, self-righteous 13-year-old prick who should've gone to bed 2 hours ago.

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nickownes1 3

It's weird seeing you on here noor. Escuse me, Noor*. It's weird because I've had a conversation with you on ifunny. You posted a picture of how happy you were that you got your first featured picture. Remember that? Ahh good times(:..

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whyusofat 17

Soooo twin cousin eh? Whats the odds of that madam Noor?

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adamcichuttek 2

I guess we know where Noor went...

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth criminal.

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jetsown08 21

At least Annie is OK this time around.

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FMLKitten 15

Da na na na na na-na, da na na-na, da na-na-na-na OW!

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FMLKitten 15

Please don't ever mention Legos to me ever again.

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MichellinMan 20

46) ******* LEGOS

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

There is just too much win in this thread. And a bit o' fail, but it makes it that much more cool.

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LLZNH 1

My brother was yelling "GRANNY ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY GRANNY?" today because of MJ's mom being kidnapped by his siblings.

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Beezy1216 3

As she went into her apartment, were there bloodstains on the carpet?

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lexiieeex3 32

Too clever my friend!

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XxDevilxXGt 26

At least they left the boyfriend, who knows how much money those are worth nowadays.

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PleadingInsanity 20

I would never be able to through something like that! Sorry you have to go through that OP. Hope everything works out.

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