By WTF - 15/10/2015 04:43 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
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Darkness_Hate 29

Why are you complaining about? You'll have a good job, money and a girl who will be better than this one (better be single now than after).

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rieebee 23

Her loss, you can do better.

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rieebee 23

Her loss, you can do better.

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redhead_sprhro 10

Unless by drug dealer she means doctor

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higgysaurus 18

The better joke is pharmacist, but nice try

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JMichael 25

She'll come a crawling back once he lands his ass in jail.

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higgysaurus 18

#76 arrested for being a pharmacist? haha

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slynoble32 11

Street pharmacist xD

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toastbrot 9

she will probably crawl back to you, but you should reject her.

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pedinhuh 23

With a sarcastic, and midly evil grin on your face while saying no.

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Ms_ValS 27

She just wants the bad boy experience OP. Don't let her come back to you.

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R3TROxLOV3 32

The bad boy experience is totally overrated. Briefly dated a coke dealer and it was pretty normal except for the fact that he sold coke. We went on dates and did other normal couple-ish things. It's not like he was running around shooting people and running from the cops every other day.

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TacoloverSWE 23

Someone watched too much Narcos on Netflix...

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littlekellilee 45

Braking Bad: Where people don't have anti lock brakes and are placed in dangerous situations in that they need to brake effectively.

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fabcade 14

you are way better off. it sucks and I know it hurts, but you will land on your feet

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Cads1 24

In this case who says crime does not pay.

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Cads1 24

Lol, no judge would have the balls to jail him. Not these days anyway.

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O_B_A_M_A 15

You must be pretty stupid to think that

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yerawizardlizzy 27

LOL. OP and I are from Indiana, and yes, drug dealers are jailed here all the time. Kind of odd you would make an assumption about the American criminal justice system given that your profile says you are in Australia.

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imbedderdenu 23

you're a ******* idiot. my bf catches criminals for a living and he hauls off druggies all the time. they are actually his biggest money makers. smh

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Oppression_fml 19

Be glad she showed her true colors now. You dodged a big one.

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glexy 16

It was obviously just an excuse. She's an idiot and you'll find someone better.

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abattior 18

Don't worry OP she might have fun temporarily with the drug dealer, but eventually she will waste her whole life in a pointless future.

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tantanpanda 26

OP's ex is digging for gold where it will soon run dry. Her loss.

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Darkness_Hate 29

Why are you complaining about? You'll have a good job, money and a girl who will be better than this one (better be single now than after).

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crandel 11

What exactly says he will have a better girl? Or any other one for that matter?

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youraveragehuman 16

I feel like OP is just a little shocked about her odd reasoning for breaking up with him when he had everything she claimed to break up with him for

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