By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst
The Top
By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 05:02 - United States
Get Lucky, sound of the summer
By ashamed - 25/11/2015 15:50 - United States - Buffalo
By ScreweD- - 16/11/2015 21:39 - United States - San Francisco
Bad timing
By Kathleen Verswijvel - 16/03/2020 14:35
By nadj - 15/06/2012 09:02 - Germany
By Brupopy - 27/12/2016 01:11
Brupopy tells us more.
Drinking is bad for you, most of the time
By Lennie Mcfish - 09/04/2020 14:00
The war on Christmas
By drive thru madness - 25/12/2016 12:15 - United States - Amherst
Nice way to go, really
By motorboatofdoom - 30/03/2020 05:00
By MedChew - 30/10/2015 17:01 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur
Nutters Inc.
By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00
Vampire News
By Anonymous - 30/11/2016 01:48
By sig - 22/11/2016 13:54
By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 12:21 - Australia
By Symphoniaes - 22/05/2018 20:29
Symphoniaes tells us more.
Unfortunately in my state they don’t even need a reason for termination. :/ It’s fine though, I was only there temporarily to help with Mother’s Day and I have other resources available to me! ^~^
PTSD
By cougar26 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Pullman
By I'veRunOuttaPatience - 07/06/2018 20:42
I'veRunOuttaPatience tells us more.
There's no formal agreement. The owner is a pilot, and he set up this townhouse as a "crashpad" which is common for flight attendants to use because we 1) get paid very little and it's cheap 2) dont mind sharing space because we are literally gone 70% of the month and 3) pay month to month since most of us dont know how long we will be in our current bases. He told us he decided to close the crashpad and sell, but the contracts would need 60 days to go through, which would have been true if the buyer had not paid in cash.
By kmtau - 09/11/2016 21:38 - United States - Fort Worth
kmtau tells us more.
OP here. First of all, I'd like to let everyone know that I don't give a rat's ass about your opinion of septum piercings. That being said, I knew my grandma would not be happy about it but I did it anyway because I've wanted one for a long time. She did apologize shortly after saying this, and now she's gotten used to it! Yesterday when we were at a restaurant she reached over to fix it because it was crooked and has even shown me cute jewelry for it that she found online :)
Exercise One
By blah - 02/06/2020 23:00
By GimmeLaCoffee - 15/05/2014 13:03 - United Kingdom - London
GimmeLaCoffee tells us more.
First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..
By Samantha Glennie - 13/07/2018 20:30
Didn't see ya there!
By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 19:10 - United States - West Chester
By wondercat40 - 24/04/2014 21:19 - United States - Indianapolis
wondercat40 tells us more.
He just stared blankly at me as I ran off, and that's definitely not a good sign of anything! I see him at my band classes, but I haven't spoken to him since. Thank you for the comments, a lot of them made me laugh. I don't know the where the Jesus drummer's band came from either, it was a local band that I forgot the name of. However, I think it was a Christian band. Oh, the irony.
Looking good
By YoushouldsaythattoHER - 12/09/2018 22:00
By ItnHmn - 16/09/2016 19:58 - United States - Apo
By eggman 583 - 13/09/2016 21:12 - United States - Massapequa
By Now What - 08/09/2016 17:04 - United States - South Otselic
Thanks, asshat
By Anonymous - 16/03/2014 18:53 - United States - Wellsville
Denial
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Keywords
OP here, thank you all for the replies!! Just to confirm she's not religious at all or anything like that and acts as if she's really supportive to my face before going behind my back and acting as if it's demonic or something. The awkward part, though, is that my younger sister came out as lesbian a few years ago too, and my mother was more than happy to discuss her and her girlfriend, but despite myself having been out to her for 8 years now, she still seems to be really awkward about me dating guys. Also, to the few individuals who suggested that I must look like a girl, I'm more of a beard and suit sort of guy personally. On another note, thank you to those who suggested calling her my father and going into her work place in Drag; I'll be staying with her next month for a little while and may have to borrow one of my sister's dresses and cosplay wigs to roll up to her workplace - along with unshaven legs and face, whilst maintaining the usual booming man voice, of course.