By Crash44 - 08/07/2019 02:03
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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States
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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 23:58 - Australia
So close, but yet so far
By socks - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By for_fs_sake - 21/09/2012 10:56 - United Kingdom
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I called the hospital this morning and was informed by the duty nurse that yes, I definitely should have been told not to drink on the new meds. When I asked why the doc didn't mention it, she replied that "the doctor has been very busy as she's now taken on a management position and she must have forgotten". Fabulous! Happily, my husband's very understanding, and the new guy thinks it's hilaaaaaaaaaaaarious. So right now, I guess it's the lack of shoes and lack of dignity that are the real problems. And yes - I've heard I was a BLAST to drink with last night, until the whole shrub-shoe-booty-text debacle. God, I'm a moron.
By chipsotopher - 01/03/2016 19:14 - Canada - Ottawa
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Hi everyone, OP here. Never thought this would get posted. I think the worst part of what happened was that only my teacher one fiend and myself seemed to have noticed. We stared at each other in silence for a bit before I asked my teacher if I could go walk it off. He let me.
Love is…
By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 04:25 - Denmark - Frederiksberg
Eye bleach
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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 07:45 - Australia - College Park
Here, have this
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake
By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States
Fun is overrated
By Jess56 - 06/09/2019 06:01 - United States
End of the road
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Customers from Hell
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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay
Alexa, play Men's Needs by The Cribs
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By This sucks - 11/10/2017 04:30
Definitely done that
By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00
Nostradamus
By really - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States
By oldskoolfun - 26/12/2015 23:04 - United States - Warminster
Swing low, sweet chariot
By I need a new ballsack. - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Macclesfield
By cmerr - 19/03/2009 07:40 - United States
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The next day (on her actual birthday), I wished her a happy birthday again and luckily I still had a present for her (I had planned on giving her the nicest present right before bed the previous night but when she told me her birthday was the next day, I kept it for her real birthday!). :-)