By Amie89 - 09/10/2016 04:37 - United States - Toledo
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By WildaRora - 14/03/2013 07:19 - Australia
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Hi guys, OP here. The dealer was femalel, I doubt she was older than 25 and we managed to laugh it off. After me nearly dying from embarrassment she actually asked what the book was. And no, it wasn't 50 Shades of Grey. It was not just the description of the act that was so bad, it was the moans and groans that the narrator put along with it. It sounded like really bad **** - not that I know what that sounds like! Thing is I was shocked when it came up in the audiobook, which is why it was stopped at that part. Later on I listened to the rest of it and boy was I glad that I managed to stop it when I did. I am really thankful that I found out about this feature before I took my parents for a drive.
That one Dire Straits song
By HBCRUISER - 18/09/2018 12:00
I think it's cool
By Elizabeth Ann - 21/09/2018 14:00
Let me in!
By Anonymous - 27/07/2020 20:00
Who's been a naughty girl?
By one cock too many - 04/08/2020 05:02
Do that again
By lotrgeek - 13/02/2012 13:37 - Canada
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By DUMMIE - 04/03/2010 00:07 - United States
Taking the piss
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By funnyhowthatwork - 17/08/2016 17:19 - United States - Montrose
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Op here, I explained just how far I moved (since I only mentioned moving but not the distance) We are meeting up in a few weeks to have that drink!
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By ladams94 - 17/07/2016 18:39
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It wasn't a science degree... Just called a Bachelors of Science. I have food cooking experience as well as customer service experience but thanks for your input. Bye.
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By girlsgottagotoo - 26/06/2016 20:52 - United States - Covina
Jerk
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By Anonymous - 07/02/2017 01:54
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Wow two FML's in a row its been a rough few weeks! This was my FML, (not sure why FML has been so buggy and not showing me as the OP on either of mine) thanks for the concern guys!! I'm doing alright now, and I'd like to clarify for the FML. I don't usually get sick ever but turns out I was severely dehydrated and the blood couldn't rush to my head it was causing me to black out and seize and it was pretty terrifying. It had happened early in the morning and I'm up before my mom is for work so she was still asleep when I stumbled in for help. She thought that I just wanted her to let me stay home from school because I was sick and didn't really give it any second thought and I got so weak I fell down and couldn't get up from the floor. Somehow I made it back to my bed and blacked out again and my mom left for work she said apparently I was nearly unresponsive because I couldn't open my eyes or speak coherently when she tried talking to me. A few hours later though she managed to wake me up with a phone call saying she felt terrible that she left me home alone and was coming back to bring me to the hospital. The hospital staff were not happy that I wasn't drinking enough water, and I was a little angry that I was there because I felt alright after I woke up again and I didn't like the way they treated me like some delicate flower. So live and learn I guess my mom won't be sleeping the next time I'm sick haha.
Wardrobe malfunction
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By RoseRodent - 03/06/2016 17:58 - United Kingdom - London
What? It's just helpful advice because we know better.
By Moimoi78 - 01/02/2017 05:00 - Australia - Eatons Hill
I guess that's a no, then?
By Lazyuser2849 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Arlington
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Hey, OP here. The FML was poorly written, mostly because they never get published so, who would care, right? Oops. Sorry! My husband and I have been actively trying to conceive for a while now, and he's a truck driver who's only home on weekends, so it's doubly difficult. These past few weeks, I've been very moody and having odd (for me) food wants, so we were really hopeful, but Aunt Flo showed up, so hopes were dashed. Looking back, I've had some new stresses in my life that probably contributed to the moodiness, as I'm usually a fairly even-tempered person. And, as I can't afford healthcare (we make too much for assistance but not enough to actually afford any plans), getting checks would cost more than we could pay. In a month or so, his job will offer company-wide health care, so we'll see what happens then. :)