By Master Debater - 01/02/2013 11:05 - Australia

By Master Debater - 01/02/2013 11:05 - Australia
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By daughter of a gullible cunt - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia
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By chocolateteacup - 06/05/2016 09:30 - Australia - Melbourne
Hi Guys! OP here :) Thanks so much for your kind comments. I really appreciate it. I had only met her about 3 weeks before the incident and we only hung out once or so. Actually, she wasn't apologetic about it, nor was she grateful. It was almost as though she expected me to take her there... Or perhaps she was just embarrassed.
By Username - 12/03/2011 05:10 - United States
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By Pretty_Pisces - 06/04/2016 19:16 - United States - Cincinnati
Hey guys this is my FML! Anyway my neighbor downstairs has been trouble since I moved in. My 1 year old can't play with his toys and I can't so much as breathe without her acting passive aggressively toward me. I guess I should give her the benefit of the doubt because the unit above hers was empty for so long? But I met her at the mailbox the other day and told her as much as I tried to be quiet, I'm not dead. I will make a little noise since we live in an older complex. She hasn't really bothered me since then. Thanks for reading!
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By Littlethings1 - 31/03/2016 17:07 - United States - Tallahassee
By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States
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Boy, was my first time memorable. Still, when I recover, it's all bareback for me, I guess. :/