By cheshirealyce - 05/03/2015 17:36 - United States - Jacksonville
All the FMLs
By Completely Innocent - 05/03/2015 17:10 - United States
By lulinator - 05/03/2015 16:30 - Canada - Saskatoon
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Uh-oh…
By jlol - 05/03/2015 14:32 - United States
By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria
By MrsRODixon - 05/03/2015 12:38 - United Kingdom - Pencoed
Slow day
By lion2294 - 05/03/2015 09:19 - United States - Laingsburg
By Anonymous - 05/03/2015 02:05
Pile up
By neverforgetyourphone - 05/03/2015 01:18 - Canada - Barrie
By Anonymous - 04/03/2015 18:20 - United States
By actually just constipated.. and stupid - 04/03/2015 15:03 - Tunisia
By navygirl96 - 04/03/2015 03:54 - United States - Arvada
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Hi guys, I'm the author of this FML. To clarify I am not lazy or too busy for my mom. I work 10 hour night shifts and go to school. My mom is very sweet and was trying to help me out so I wouldn't have to make a special trip during my work week, and because she knew how excited I was for the card. My husband works 60 hour weeks so he probably didn't think about it. Thank you for the all the kind comments, many of you are very kind.
By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson
Long goodbye
By Kali - 04/03/2015 00:28 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 03/03/2015 22:02 - Germany - Lahr
By miewann - 03/03/2015 19:06 - United States - Mount Holly
By xXEmmaLieXx - 03/03/2015 17:37 - United States - Berkley
By badtiming - 03/03/2015 17:18 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro
By Hi-Tech - 03/03/2015 15:34 - Europe
By definatelynotamurderer - 03/03/2015 14:01 - United Kingdom
By Mommycakes - 03/03/2015 13:14 - United States - Apache Junction
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Just a quick reassurance, Tyler is my other son. Thanks for the support!
By Banana_Lord - 03/03/2015 10:41 - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews
By soconfused - 03/03/2015 10:15 - United Kingdom - Belfast
By Anomaly - 03/03/2015 02:43 - United States - Trenton
By Marc - 03/03/2015 02:03 - Hong Kong - Tsuen Wan
By dontplaywithmyfeelings - 03/03/2015 01:42 - Canada - Edmonton
By Microtron - 03/03/2015 00:48 - United States - Oxford
By DramaticEmily - 03/03/2015 00:29 - United States - South Jordan
DramaticEmily tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here :) Maybe I should clear some things up. I did tell him I was coming over with dinner, he didn't tell me he had someone over. He wasn't being rude about it, just didn't cross his mind. He's sort of oblivious like that. And yes, I'm still really into him and from when we talked last, I thought the feeling was mutual, but I didn't really expect much to come from this. Wishful thinking was all, really. I guess I was right to think nothing would come from it, too. Oh well, time to move on, I suppose :) Your comments are all cracking me up, though!
By punkchicka4 - 02/03/2015 23:37 - United States - Dayton
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Hey guys!! I'm surprised that this got published. I didn't dye my hair a weird color or anything. I went from a dark blond to just brunette because my sister actually suggested it months ago. She's been unbearable throughout this whole thing, but it's okay. I'm still going to the wedding, but as a guest now. :/
By teapotrevolt - 02/03/2015 20:40 - Canada - Winnipeg
Keywords
OP here. Yes, I'm aware (NOW!) that it isn't a "family game!" My sister-in-law brought it to play after our family dinner. None of us had ever heard of it before. My mom is very innocent, so hearing her have to read out some of the lines was probably the best part of the game. She was crying from laughing, my brother got a nosebleed from laughing, and I almost threw up. I also had to explain to my dad what "road head" is. Poor guy.